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“I have found that there is no such thing as an original thought. As soon as I think I have a new thought, I discover someone thought it 2500 years ago. So here are a few of MY original thoughts… that I probably “took” from someone else…I just don’t know who! So until I remember, they belong to ME! I am "just kidding" about some of my Larryisms, while with others I am extremely serious. You decide which are which. I have written over 3000 Larryisms so far. Some are good. Most are nothing special but I have fun writing them.  Here are some. Have fun thinking."

"Discovering the answers to the questions of life is more about the questions we ask than the answers we accept as truth." - Larry John

"There is always a little truth in truth." - Larry John

"Life is NOT a contest" - Larry John

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After all is said and done, there is a lot more said than done. – Larry John

 

It is easy to know HOW to live if you know WHY you live. - Larry John

 

You can’t know hot without knowing cold. You can’t know joy without knowing pain. They go hand-in-hand. Joy and pain are close buddies. – Larry John

 

Some days we all feel invisible. We see others but they don’t see us. Some of us like it. Some of us don’t. I really like it. – Larry John

 

If crazy people don’t know they are crazy, how many of us need to worry we don’t know?- Larry John

 

“At least I’m trying” means you have good intentions….but frankly, if you are still trying….you ain’t doing! – Larry John

 

So many people seem to have everything in life but happiness. – Larry John

 

Humans with all their powers and abilities have very little power and dominion over nature. - Larry John

 

We spend most of our life trying to “fit it’ with others and then realize we never will. And that’s a good thing.- Larry John

 

Discovering the answers to the questions of life is more about the questions we ask than the answers we accept as truth. - Larry John

 

Old friends are not as good as new friends. The old friends have already heard all our stories. – Larry John

 

It is hard to know when to relax for fear you will think you are lazy. It is also sad to work so hard that you think “you have no life”. Balance is seldom easy to achieve. – Larry John

 

Many people live in the past. Some people live in the future. Few people live in the present. It is wise to live in the present because NOW is all there really is.. – Larry John

 

Our Gods sure loves to play “hide-and-go-seek” – Larry John

 

People who know everything don’t make good students. – Larry John

 

My reason to live is to have fun. Any other reason comes in a close second at best.  – Larry John

 

One way or another…. All men pay for sex. – Larry John

 

Sometimes it feels so good to be sick. - Larry John

 

Most of us keep trying to be the person others want and expect us to be rather than the person we want to be. – Larry John

 

As long as we desire to have the esteem of others it is nearly impossible to have true “self” esteem. – Larry John

 

Is it possible to truly love others until you truly love yourself? I don’t think so. – Larry John

 

I am not sure a person can ever be 100% satisfied with life and be happy. When one is totally satisfied the journey of life becomes boring. Dissatisfaction may be a good thing. – Larry John

 

By their nature, women and much better humans than men.- Larry John

 

I think most people don’t think a lot about thinking a lot. The more you think the more you think. I think. – Larry John

 

No man is an island. But no man is a continent either. – Larry John

 

Can a human ever be truly objective? I think being truly objective is impossible for most of us. – Larry John

 

The only guarantee life gives us… is it guarantees nothing.  And it’s a limited time guarantee at that. – Larry John

 

People love the concept of love…. but for many, they just love to hate. – Larry John

 

The more I eat the happier and sadder I become. – Larry John

 

It saddens me to think that so many of us live a life based on the lies we have been told and the lies we have told ourselves. – Larry John

 

It is only when we willingly accept our true “nothingness” that we can finally receive our true “somethingness”. – Larry John

 

Our lives are the physical manifestation of our thinking. We create the life we want or don’t want by our own thinking. – Larry John

 

Have you given yourself permission to be the real, true, authentic you? Is it time to stop acting? When the masks come off… life begins. – Larry John

 

 

I think the concept of a devil is fascinating. I think if there is a devil the devil’s work would be pretty easy. All he would have to do is just sit back and watch us mess up all on our own… and then he gets all the credit. Pretty easy! – Larry John

 

How many of us live life waiting for the next “bad thing” to happen? How many of us live life waiting for the next “good thing” to happen? “Good” thinking makes life more fun. – Larry John

 

Sometimes the best advice comes from people we don’t like and with whom we seldom agree. – Larry John

 

Are you doing what you want to do in life or what you have to do in life? Getting your “what you want to do” and your “what you have to do” to be the same thing leads to greater happiness. – Larry John

 

When you really think about it… living life “one day at-a-time” is easy….because that’s what we really do anyway. Don’t live life slower or faster than you should. Today is all there really is. –Larry John

 

The mind must be peaceful in order to have peace of mind.  – Larry John

 

If it weren’t for people I would get along a lot better with humans. – Larry John

 

The problem with “getting away” is YOU are always there… so you’d better enjoy the company. – Larry John

 

I find it fascinating how logically we rationalize our emotional thinking. – Larry John

 

We can only think what we can only think. – Larry John

 

The desire to “see things as they really are” and to keep seeking new answers to the same old questions is not for the lazy among us. Most people know they know. It is more beneficial and satisfying to know you don’t know while at the same time keep seeking new answers… which will soon be old answers… and ready to be discarded.– Larry John

 

Even knowing we can never know everything…we know that we can know a lot more about ourselves than we do… so we keep striving to know more. The journey of personal understanding is very enjoyable and terrifying. Life is fun and scary. – Larry John

 

What does it mean to you to be successful? Defining what it means to be successful for one’s own self is not easy. It has been said that “Success is the continued realization of a worthy ideal.” What worthy ideal are you pursuing? Are you successful? – Larry John

 

As we get older, do we have more possible choices for our life or do we have less? Have we become so set in our ways or allowed other people, society, and organizations to choose for us… that we actually have lessened our ability to choose? Don’t lose your freedom and ability to choose. Choose to choose. – Larry John

 

It is easy to know HOW to live if you know WHY you live. - Larry John

 

Jumping through all the "hoops" of life sure makes an old dog like me tired. - Larry John

 

One of the hardest things I do is to say nothing when I have nothing to say. - Larry John

 

After all is said and done, there is a lot more said than done- Larry John

 

All I really know is "We live and then we die"....I just want to make sure I don't die before I'm dead. - Larry John

 

I am extremely busy doing NOTHING. - Larry John

 

The best part  about being human is our ability to laugh. Laugh more....it's funny how good it will make you feel. - Larry John

 

Life is a PERSONAL journey.  Not  one of us has the same journey. My journey is uniquely different from yours. - Larry John

 

Having FUN in life is not as much about what you DO as it is about what you DON'T DO- Larry John

 

One of the secrets to living a FUN FILLED LIFE is to learn all the RULES and then break most of them,- Larry John

 

NOTHING is the only thing that makes any sense to me. - Larry John

 

LOVE. LAUGH. LIVE NOW. - Larry John

 

Life doesn't have to be so hard. - Larry John

 

I am over 60 years old and I hope I can DIE YOUNG. - Larry John

 

People tend to get mad at each other when they are really mad at themselves. - Larry John

 

I can only be around negative people so long until it is too long. - Larry John

 

I like living in FANTASYLAND. It is a lot more fun when everything is possible. - Larry John

 

It is hard to be happy when you think your life stinks. - Larry John

 

The bad part about reality is that it is so REAL. - Larry John

 

More and more I am convinced that our personal worlds are “upside down”:  Most of the time we should all be in the “Pursuit of Pleasure” and most of the time we are not. – Larry John

 

Is it possible for you to enjoy life without the hope for an afterlife?  I do.  Life is no longer a "guessing game". It just is. - Larry John

 

The longer I live the more I don't want to die. We are born....we live....and then we are gone. And in less than a few weeks...those who remain forget about our life (except for brief moments) and move on with their lives. Death with all its finalities has no enticement for me. No matter how bad "life" becomes....I still desire to live. And in all my misery and sorrow...I want to continue to joyfully participate. I like life....Life likes me.... - Larry John

 

I have so few friends and maybe that's a good thing. - Larry John

 

We will never be able to agree totally on the concept of god. Why do we keep trying?= Larry John

 

Taking time to PONDER life gives new meaning to serenity, relaxation, simplicity, and bliss. Ponder more....Experience more. - Larry John

 

Most people are against BIG GOVERNMENT and what government to stay OUT of their lives.  As long as the government takes care of their specific needs, who need it?  - Larry John

 

It is good that man has the ability to LIE...or he wouldn't have much to say. - Larry John

 

Are HUMANS the most loving or the cruelest animal on earth? I am pretty sure it's the later. - Larry John

 

Wouldn't it be wonderful if we were as intelligent, honest, benevolent, loyal, clever, talented, sexy, and as GOOD... as we believe we are? - Larry John

 

It's man's incredible ability to THINK that makes him so incredibly STUPID. - Larry John

 

If it weren't for the fact that humans act like people, I could probably like them. - Larry John

 

I want to be a THINKER and let others do the DOING. It is a lot easier to DO than to THINK. - Larry John

 

Rule of Life #1: Don't trust anyone. - Larry John

 

Rule of Life #2: If you do trust someone, don't be surprised at the outcome. - Larry John

 

Rule of Life #3: Don't trust anyone. - Larry John

 

There will NEVER be peace on earth. It's impossible. - Larry John

 

There is absolutely nothing that humans can't rationalize. - Larry John

 

We are all in prisons of our own choosing. - Larry John

 

Thinking changes everything.  Are you FREE to THINK? - Larry John

 

The most famous talented people in the world are seldom the most talented people in the world. - Larry John

 

Even if you make a lot of money you may not be prosperous.- Larry John

 

Change is a great way to change things. There is no change without change. - Larry John

 

Leaders are very seldom popular if they do anything. - Larry John

 

I would rather have the respect of my friends than their friendship. - Larry John

 

Peacemakers may be blessed, but you don't want them running your business. Leaders can only be peacemakers for so long and then its time to get something done. - Larry John

 

People remember what they remember the way they want to remember and there is no use trying to  talk them out of it.  - Larry  John

 

We are all running away from something. - Larry John

 

Nobody really cares if you had a good day, but they really want to hear about your bad day. - Larry John

 

Blessed are the rebellious for they will change the world. - Larry John

 

There is way too much DRAMA in the lives of so many.... and they love it. - Larry John

 

If you want a happy life you must keep your happy life to yourself.- Larry John

 

The best part about words is normally they mean something... but very seldom do they mean the same thing to everyone. - Larry John

 

Business and friends very seldom mix well. - Larry John

 

Man is totally governed by his  need to survive and will do almost anything to do so.- Larry John

 

If there is an afterlife that is much better than this life, why will we do anything possible not to die and leave this life to get to the better one? - Larry John

 

My friends drive me crazy. It is a good thing I like them. - Larry John

 

The older I get the younger I remember. - Larry John

 

We are all in DENIAL. Some more than others however. - Larry John

 

I used  to think that we are all equal. I don't anymore. - Larry John

 

It is hard to be happy if all you do is tell others how merciful  your life is. - Larry John

 

 There will be no more wars when we refuse to war. - Larry John

 

The cost of WAR is much more than just money and lives. - Larry John

 

We all want from government what WE want. If others need government to help them and we don't want what they want...government is spending  too much.  - Larry John

 

No matter if you are fat or skinny or average weight or tall or short or average height or  round faced or oval faced or just another average face...no matter what your body shape or look...you won't like your body and will want to change it.  Why is that? - Larry John

 

They say that WAR is a necessary EVIL. At what point does evil become evil and not necessary? - Larry John

 

We all have to decide which of life's illusions we choose to live with. - Larry John

 

The greatest of all illusions is that "things matter."  - Larry John

 

The fact is.... NOTHING really matters.- Larry John

 

We are all just keeping busy waiting to die. - Larry John

 

Are we really sure we want freedom? Most of us just want to be told what to do and what to think.  Most of us only want freedom to follow. - Larry John

 

I used to think people could change. They don't. We are all the same person we have always been.... just an older version.   - Larry John

 

Everyone thinks they are smart.... but thinking doesn't make it so. - Larry John

 

I used to want to be Rich and Famous. Both of those desires caused me way too much sorrow. I just want to BE now. - Larry John

 

I hate people with strong opinions who won't consider another way of thinking. And I ain't changing my mind about that. - Larry John

 

For the most part, I think it is man's belief in God that makes man so unhappy. - Larry John

 

Is it possible to LOVE without definition? Is it possible to LIVE without definition? Is it possible to BE without definition? If we have to define LOVE, LIFE, and BEING do we "lessen" their meaning? - Larry John

 

The question to keep asking yourself is "Am I having FUN?" - Larry John

 

There is no progress without arguing about the status quo .  - Larry John

 

I don't think people can ever be truly happy. There are many more reasons to be sad than there are to be happy....at least that's the way people see it. - Larry John

 

Do STUPID people know they don't know? Or do only SMART people know they don't know? - Larry John

 

The older I get the less I know for sure and the less I know for sure…the happier it makes me. If I live much longer I will eventually know NOTHING. Knowing NOTHING allows me to know SOMETHING. - Larry John

 

The older we get the more alike we become. - Larry John

 

Watching my friends grow old is hard to watch. - Larry John

 

I wish I had a wish for every wish I ever wished. - Larry John

 

It is good to YELL as softly as you can. - Larry John

 

So many people these days are taking MEDS to help them "cope" with life.  Is  this life that bad or did God make a lot of mistakes? - Larry John

 

If your life is like a DANCE it might be good to hear the music. - Larry John

 

Most people are crazy and they think the same about me. - Larry John

 

If your life is the "same ole same ole" you need a new life. - Larry John

 

In order to wake up you must OPEN your eyes. In order to know life you must OPEN your mind. - Larry John

 

Never think you  know your "friends." - Larry John

 

Do you really UNDERSTAND yourself? - Larry John

 

NOTHING is the most important thing we can learn to do. - Larry John

 

It is very hard to do NOTHING and yet it means EVERY THING. - Larry John

 

Every day I am more and more convinced that NOTHING really matters to me. - Larry John

 

I don't like CREDIT. It makes me work too hard. - Larry John

 

Work works when it works. - Larry John

 

Never  argue with someone who KNOWS. - Larry John

 

The longer I live the more I am convinced that humans for the most part are slow to evolve. - Larry John

 

NOW ...our lives right NOW... is what we should really “think” about and “ponder” if we want to be really happy.  Everything else is hope, wants, wishes, fantasies, imagination and speculation. Live in the NOW. NOW is really all there is.  - Larry John

 

Could you imagine a world with NO governments or countries? Silly as it sounds... I can. - Larry John

 

We are constantly evolving. We have no choice in the matter. We evolve so slowly that it is hard to see the changes. But there are changes.... many of them. And the only way to see them is to look backwards as we move forward in time. Do you like the evolution you see? - Larry John

 

Today is a great day to have a great day. - Larry John

 

No matter how bad things get they could get worse and no matter how worse things get they could always get more worse.  And no matter how more worse things get... it will never be the worst. Because no matter how bad things get....well, you know. - Larry John

 

It is easier to be miserable than happy. Most people fear happiness.  Misery is easier to explain.   - Larry John

 

Are there any REAL MEN left in the world? Being a real man is not easy. - Larry John

 

It is hard to be a leader when your followers don't want to be led. - Larry John

 

Why is it that so many of us care so little about so few of us until the few of us is us? - Larry John

 

What people need now more than anything else is VISION.  Self VISION. Where are YOU going? - Larry John

 

There is nothing like a good fight. You feel like CRAP afterwards but it is a good CRAP.- Larry John

 

If you want to have great fun in life... don't expect much. - Larry John

 

Learn from all experience and then think with the mind of a DREAMER. - Larry John

 

It is time to STOP THE MADNESS. Sure times are hard, but hard as compared to what?  Hard as compared to the Holocaust? Hard as compared to the death of a loved one? Hard as compared to being Homeless? Hard as compared to no job, no income, no friends, no family, no food, no home, no father, no mother, no car, no clothes, no shoes, no medicine, no clean water, no love, no, no, no, no? It's time to start concentrating on your blessings and stop concentrating on how HARD times are. This is NOW...NOW WHAT? STOP THE MADNESS.

 

Being alone is much better than being with someone as long as it is not for very long.  - Larry John

 

I am starting to meditate  more about nothing so that I can solve everything. And nothing seems to be working. - Larry John

 

Look out for people who seem to be too friendly. They are most likely sneaky wolves in friendly sheep clothing. I normally like wolves more than sheep, but these wolves are a special breed of wolves whose motive is to huff and puff and blow your house in.  So beware and keep plenty of hair on your chinny chin chin and live happily ever after. - Larry John

 

If you have to ask yourself,  "Am I getting old?" You are! - Larry John

 

I love living life  "one day at a time." I used to live life  "a lifetime at a time" and it caused so much anxiety. - Larry John

 

I want a national holiday to honor THINKERS.  All of us think we are thinkers... so why not honor us? There is no time to think anymore. We need time off to think.  And we need another day for more  NFL football games.  At least that's what I THINK. - Larry John

 

We all have skeletons in the closet. These skeletons are things we don't want anyone to know about us. We want people to like us. But the biggest skeletons in the closet are the skeletons we won't even tell ourselves about. Welcoming your skeletons to the "party of life" makes the party much more exciting. - Larry John

 

So what if I should care? I don't.  And so what?  - Larry John

 

We don't know how long we have to live so as long as we are living,  we the living might as well have fun.  - Larry John

 

Life is what you make it.... and most of us are barely making it. - Larry John

 

What we need most in life is a clear conscious. Unfortunately,  we humans are able to rationalize everything to make that happen. Some things shouldn't be rationalized. Torture anyone? We can rationalize just about anything to clear the conscious. The only thing we are NOT truly conscious of  is a true, clear conscious. - Larry John

 

It is silly to think that we can ever "figure it all out." But we still try. - Larry John

 

I enjoy the idea of evolution. "There is no security without change." So change it up and evolve.   - Larry John

 

If I could do anything I wanted in life I wouldn't change a thing. - Larry John

 

Never eat more than you can stomach.  - Larry John

 

The best part about  "getting out of the house" is coming back home. - Larry John

 

We all need vacations. We need vacations from work, vacations from people we love and don't love, and sometimes we even need vacations from vacations. - Larry John

 

Today is a great day to change the world.  I would have done it yesterday but I was busy. - Larry John

 

The worst part about knowing you don't have much money is you feel like you don't have much worth.. -Larry John

 

Telling the truth is easy. Remembering to always tell the truth is hard. - Larry John

 

That which is God in me is Creativity. I am one with God when and as I create. - Larry John

 

I have great hopes for the future. All I need to do is take care of today and the future will take care of me. - Larry John

 

Truth be known, I am a seeker of truth. - Larry John

 

The older we get the more we think about less and less more often. - Larry John

 

Sometimes it is better to believe than to know... not very often, but sometimes. - Larry John

 

I have never met two people who could describe God exactly the same.  It seems that everyone's God is different. It's no wonder people say that God can't be understood, and yet we all try. - Larry John

 

I like how I think and feel when I am broke...but my creditors don't agree with me. - Larry John

 

Laugh more. It's funny how we take life so seriously. - Larry John

 

Not many people seek Wisdom nor desire to extend Compassion anymore. Why is that? - Larry John

 

There are very few LEADERS.  There are even fewer good leaders. There are even fewer great leaders. There is only ONE true leader. Listen and Lead. - Larry John

 

Today we welcome in a new President of the United States and new HOPE for a better world and a better tomorrow.  And for today HOPE is enough to make us happy.  Tomorrow we must act on our HOPE. - Larry John

 

Life without HOPE is HOPELESS. In what or in whom do you center your HOPE? - Larry John

 

Really intelligent people don't need to tell people they are intelligent. And that's the smart thing to do. - Larry John

 

There are so many things we do in life that are important and so many things we do in life that are not important. Being able to tell the difference between important and not important is what separates the successful from the failures. - Larry John

 

People say "work smart" if you want to get rich.  But most people forget the WORK part  - Larry John

 

People who don't have much to say seem to talk the most. - Larry John

 

I am constantly changing. Everyday I am a new person. Some days better some days worse.  I am progressing however, as I take two steps forward and one step back. - Larry John

 

Sleep is better than a vacation.... and it doesn't cost so much. - Larry John

 

Most of us find it impossible to "live in the middle" because even though we will deny it we are addicted to the rush of the polarities of joy and pain. - Larry John

 

Is there any reason why so many people don't have the ability to reason? - Larry John

 

The problem with being a genius is that people think you have all the answers when all you really have are the questions. - Larry John

 

Hard times seem to unify humanity.  The harder the times the more we work together for one common purpose...."survival."  - Larry John

 

Marriage is a commitment that is stronger than love. - Larry John

 

Feeling alone has become so natural I don't feel alone anymore. - Larry John

 

It is hard for people to understand me. I am not like everyone else and yet in so many ways I am exactly like everyone else.  It is hard being different when you are so much the same. - Larry John

 

I want everything I do and think to be in harmony with nature. Nature are I are ONE. - Larry John

 

I don't like holidays and weekends. They make me question what I do the other days. - Larry John

 

The day after New Year's Day is quite sobering. - Larry John

 

It's a New Year and we all have HOPE for a much better year than last year. Hope for the unknown is always much more exciting than a perfect knowledge of the past. - Larry John

 

Life is a lot like riding a horse. There is always a chance you will get bucked off... but you ride anyway.  Part of enjoying the ride is the risk of being bucked off.- Larry John

 

I love a good story. If you have to compromise the truth to make it good....go for it. - Larry John

 

The search for TRUTH has many great twists and turns as we strive to “define” this existence and how we “fit in.” - Larry John

 

There is an extreme happiness that can only be felt when you are alone by yourself that can't be achieved when you are with other people. - Larry John

 

I believe in the concept of a RESURRECTION . I resurrect a new man every morning when I wake up. I can even resurrect a new man after a good nap. - Larry John

 

Without the tradition of Santa Claus and gift giving and gift getting, Christmas would be just like Presidents' Day.  Santa Claus make Jesus' birthday something to look forward to. - Larry John

 

Christmas EVE never has the financial concerns that the day after Christmas has. Why is that? - Larry John

 

This is a great day to DO something. - Larry John

 

Whether it be good times or bad times at least we have times. - Larry John

 

It's good to be me.... not all of the time but enough of the time that it is good to be me. - Larry John

 

The HOLIDAYS are the best time of  time of year to get NOTHING done but everyone forgives you. - Larry John

 

I know a sure way to NEVER see a movie that you have seen twice. Buy the DVD. - Larry John

 

If I were in charge of leading of world I would make sure that health care, education,  opportunities for jobs, housing and care for the elderly weren't social "options"... these things would be "rights." - Larry John

 

I love life in the fast lane as long as I can slow down occasionally. - Larry John

 

I think it is funny that people like to think their God loves them... however,  just like them... hates others. God is one funny dude. - Larry John

 

Today I start a new life.  Not that my old one was bad... but that was so yesterday. - Larry John

 

The good times are always here...we just have to sometimes look harder for them - Larry John

 

I want to live life to the fullest as defined by me and by no one else. - Larry John

 

If  "no good deed goes unpunished" and bad deeds have no rewards... why do any deeds at all?  Indeed it is best to be deedless. - Larry John

 

Why don't we spend more time living life? We need to put LIFE back in LIFE. Once it is GONE...it is GONE. - Larry John

 

Who cares that the world is round?  That's no big deal to me. - Larry John

 

These are hard time and unless we make some BIG changes they will get harder. - Larry John

 

Sometimes it is good to be mean in a nice way. - Larry John

 

People scare me. - Larry John

 

I really like liking myself. - Larry John

 

Why is it that so many of us feel the need to be around so many of us? - Larry John

 

The only way we will start THINKING is to start THINKING of questions we can't answer. As long as we have all the answers there is no reason to THINK. - Larry John

 

I think opportunities look for us more than we look for them. - Larry John

 

I am FREE to THINK... everything else seems to have restrictions.  - Larry John

 

Everything tastes good DEEP FRIED. - Larry John

 

I love KARMA. Life is good to good people. - Larry John

 

Where does a guy go to THINK these days? - Larry John

 

Argument is very agreeable to me. - Larry John

 

It is getting harder and harder to vote even though I still do. It is getting harder and harder to believe in government. I do vote however, for the PERSON not the PARTY. Most of the time I am disappointed and wonder why I even bother to vote. - Larry John

 

It will be time for Universal Health Care when we are all dead. - Larry John

 

I am hiring an attorney to sue anyone he thinks will pay me a settlement. - Larry John

 

I love cell phones especially when they are turned off. - Larry John

 

I don't understand politics. How can everyone be right? - Larry John

 

It's time to learn Chinese.  I have an idea they will soon own everything. - Larry John

 

Most of us like anything that will take our minds off of thinking. - Larry John

 

I love being alone with myself... but sometimes we don't get along. - Larry John

 

We all want to die when we are 100 years old in our sleep at home , but that doesn't happen much. - Larry John

 

Whatever you THINK... think again. - Larry John

 

If I could live forever....under what conditions would I want to do that? If the conditions aren't right, death would be a great reward. - Larry John

 

Life is like milk.... it comes with an expiration date. - Larry John

 

Give to the poor and needy! Don't we all qualify? - Larry John

 

I have unconditional love toward you as long as you do what I say. - Larry John

 

Religion teaches you to surrender your soul to God. God may want your soul but religion wants your money. - Larry John

 

In order to learn you must want to learn. - Larry John

 

Life is too short to  hate someone for very long. - Larry John

 

No matter who has power over you.. doubt them. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who makes you kneel in his presence. - Larry John

 

Why hasn't anyone ever come back from the dead and stayed? Is this such a bad place? I really like it here.  - Larry John

 

Work hard at one thing and you will make enough money to live a great life. Work hard at one thing and share your wealth with others and you will become RICH. - Larry John

 

Most people are always chasing rainbows. They know that if they could only find one they would become rich. They are easy to see but hard to find. I have never found a rainbow but I have seen thousands. Why do we keep chasing? - Larry John

 

We are ONE WORLD and ONE PEOPLE. - Larry John

 

Please say hello to God for me when you talk to him next. I haven't heard from him in a long time. - Larry John

 

I love AND like my wife. Liking your wife is harder than loving her. - Larry John

 

People say, "This is so simple a monkey could do it." But monkeys  never do. - Larry John

 

I hope for so much more than I believe. - Larry John

 

Life gets more and more interesting. It doesn't change as much as I do. - Larry John

 

I have a friend who is too old to have sex and it is all he thinks about. I have a friend who can't eat in a normal way and has to just drink his nourishment. Food is all he thinks about. We always desire most what we can't have. - Larry John

 

I have a wonderful swimming pool and never get in it. It looks pretty but I seldom if ever use it. I own so many things like that. I love them but I would be no worse off without them. - Larry John

 

The older I get the more the little things in life become more important... like SEX. - Larry John

 

It is hard for young people to like or trust old people. It is even hard for old people to like or trust old people. - Larry John

 

It is impossible to help people who don't want to be helped. And most of the time they hate you for trying to help them. - Larry John

 

The more we try to be different from other people the more like them we become.. because they are trying to be different too. - Larry John

 

Men are always looking for the IDEAL Woman. It's all an illusion. She doesn't exist. However, women come a lot closer to the "ideal" than men ever will.  - Larry John

 

I love having money in the bank. It gives me a wonderful sense of false security. - Larry John

 

I love animals. I think they love me too. - Larry John

 

When I am about to die the things that seem so important now won't be. I need to remember that. - Larry John

 

I think we need more MUSIC in our lives than we realize. - Larry John

 

I had a "twenty year" friend who just died. He was my friend from the time I was 20 until the age of 40. Our "friendship" ended because of many reasons. I hadn't seen him in twenty years because of that. I should have. - Larry John

 

Man's desire to be famous always leaves him sad and miserable. The desire to be FAMOUS is the greatest of all devils.- Larry John

 

Wishing leads to Hope... and Hope leads to Faith... and Faith leads to Belief ...and Belief leads to a Personal Reality. Now if you ask me, that's building your "house" on sandy soil. - Larry John

 

Writing books is easy. Getting people to buy them and then read them is hard. - Larry John

 

Even if you don't "understand" a woman... be sure and tell her you do. - Larry John

 

Growing older sure helps you understand "you must lose in order to find." - Larry John

 

When I was twenty, people who were sixty looked so old. Now they don't. I wonder who changed? - Larry John

 

Why are people so afraid of what other people think about them? Only what YOU think matters. - Larry John

 

I think that God and Santa Claus are about the same. They both have great stories. - Larry John

 

The more I think the harder it is to believe. - Larry John

 

Sometimes it is better to just SHUT UP. - Larry John

 

Can God really make winners of us all? - Larry John

 

We are all terrorists... we just have different rationalized causes. - Larry John

 

If's amazing to me that we can explain the importance of war. - Larry John

 

Why is it that we all want to be loved so much until we are loved too much? - Larry John

 

Never make an important decision when you are hot and bothered. - Larry John

 

We all go crazy. Some just get a head start on the rest of us. - Larry John

 

Love does not conquer all. - Larry John

 

Never trust yourself based your "rational" FEELINGS. - Larry John

 

There are sure a lot of people who have perfectly good ears that can't hear. And they are totally blind because they can hear. - Larry John

 

Please tell God not to kill so many of us. Enough with the tornados, hurricanes, earth quakes, floods, and all the acts of God. He is not making any friends here. - Larry John

 

I love the quiet moments when I am alone in the morning with just my mind. We get so much done. - Larry John

 

I love to listen to people talk. I find it amazing that they can talk so much and say so little. - Larry John

 

I love to eat but the older I get the harder it is to get the same RUSH from it. - Larry John

 

I think that DANCING is really stupid. When you watch it "for what it is"...people look like idiots. - Larry John

 

The only time I want to be around people is when I am not. - Larry John

 

We are seeing less and less NEWS in the NEWS. - Larry John

 

I want a life of peace and solitude. And in order to get that I need less life in my life. - Larry John

 

The older I get the more I can't stand people. - Larry John

 

Man is ruled by his penis. There is no escape. - Larry John

 

Business is a funny thing. It is your greatest joy when you're making money or it is the greatest evil and pain when you are not. - Larry John

 

I am definitely a "Godfather" type of personality. You either want me on your side or get the hell out of my sight. - Larry John

 

Don't do business with friends if you want friends. - Larry John

 

I love to create. It keeps me alive. - Larry John

 

I hope for more than I think is real. - Larry John

 

As I grow older my need for "friends" gets less and less. - Larry John

 

One of the secrets of happiness in life is knowing the difference of REAL and make-believe. - Larry John

 

I think that schools have long since stopped educating. - Larry John

 

I don't want any followers. I am not sure where I am going either. - Larry John

 

I wish I knew the people who really liked me and didn't just act like they did. - Larry John

 

If the AIR QUALITY keeps getting worse,  just like WATER, we may have to start bottling AIR also. I can imagine us all carrying around little plastic bottles for Fresh Air. Yep, it might come to that. - Larry John

 

I would excited see a new societal standard for "faithful." - Larry John

 

After it is all said and done....so what? - Larry John

 

I think the United States is over. We don't really realize it yet, but we are. Our days are numbered. - Larry John

 

I want to make enough money to feel like I have made enough money. - Larry John

 

Women desire the "attention and admiration" of women much more than the "attention and admiration" of men . It's no secret. - Larry John

 

I love NOT KNOWING. It takes the pressure off. - Larry John

 

Life means being confused and not caring that you are. - Larry John

 

Is there happiness without HOPE? - Larry John

 

The older I get the more I want to watch TV. - Larry John

 

Some many things just aren't that important. - Larry John

 

I am afraid to die but staying alive too long scares me more. - Larry John

 

Who cares if I don't care? - Larry John

 

One of the reasons I stay married is I would be afraid no one other than my wife would put up with me...besides I love her.- Larry John

 

Movies teach me about me. I am all the actors acting in all the rolls no matter how heroic or villainous . That's why I like them. - Larry John

 

As crazy as it seems...I am convinced that no matter what you do... you can't "extend" the years of your life. People can exercise and eat healthy and die at 45. Others can smoke, drink, and do everything to hurt their bodies and live to be 106. No matter what you do...you will die...and you will die when you die no matter what you do. - Larry John

 

I love advertising. It always makes me want what I really don't want. - Larry John

 

The older I get the harder it is to find anything that tastes good. It used to be so easy. Getting a RUSH out of eating is hard work. - Larry John

 

I have played in a rock 'n roll band since I was 15 years old. Like a band friend of mine said, "We don't stop playing because we get older...we get older because we stop playing." - Larry John

 

I wish there wasn't a thing called MONEY. The search for money and the lack of money causes so much pain and at best deep concern. There is nothing "happy" about it. - Larry John

 

How come we love to talk about other people so much? Could it be it's our way of self examination? - Larry John

 

I need airplanes but based on the way they treat me... they don't need me. - Larry John

 

It's hard to believe how many people commit suicide. I can't help but  think that we are all responsible. - Larry John

 

I know that if it weren't for to complexity of dealing with people I would be happier. I just can't leave people alone. I need to go on a people diet. I need to lose a few. - Larry John

 

I have always wanted to simplify life but it's just too hard. There are so many things that aren't that simple. - Larry John

 

I like music that I can't understand the words cause when I know what the lyrics say...it make the song really dumb. - Larry John

 

Definitions of words are funny things. The more you try to define a word the more interpretations people will find to define it. - Larry John

 

Politics and happiness don't mix. - Larry John

 

The human desire to be famous is a problem for all societies. - Larry John

 

I would like to live in a SOCIALIST Society. I think that is a good thing for all of us and not so good for those who are not so good for all of us. - Larry John

 

Religion is just plain evil at times. - Larry John

 

I think that SEX is more important to us than we are willing to talk about. - Larry John

 

I think that TV NEWS is anything but NEWS. I hope that is not NEWS to you. - Larry John

 

I love to get up early and get a lot done. It usually necessitates a nap in the afternoon. And that's a good thing. - Larry John

 

I don't know why I continue to try to do good things for people. It always ends in a bad thing for me. - Larry John

 

My whole life I wanted to be "COOL." I never got there. I almost did once, but then cool changed. - Larry John

 

Vacations are a good way to get really tired. - Larry John

 

Most people have given up on thinking for themselves. Never let your thinking be taken away by the thinking of another or by refusing to think because you think your thoughts don't matter.- Larry John

 

Life has so many up and downs that a YOYO is jealous. - Larry John

 

I think that being really alive requires you to really LIVE. - Larry John

 

Some people can analyze everything so much that when they are done they are left with nothing more than they began with. Make a decision and live with it.. If it is a bad decision, make another decision. - Larry John

 

Listening to music is great therapy for depression. No wonder teenagers turn it up so loud. I still like it really LOUD. - Larry John

 

I keep thinking that life is nothing more than a bad dream. But I like this nightmare.  - Larry John

 

My friends think I am either a genius or crazy. How smart do you have to be to be a genius? How crazy do you have to be to be crazy? Perhaps I qualify for both.  - Larry John

 

I don't want to die and yet I am very interested in what is next. But I can wait. - Larry John

 

We must fight against the decisions of the majority. - Larry John

 

No matter what my wife fixes for dinner... I don't want it. Why is that? - Larry John

 

I have a friend who is not a friend but thinks he is and I can't convince him otherwise. - Larry John

 

Here we go again! We don't seem to be getting smarter. People are the same as they have always been. People keep learning the same old lessons they have always learned, making the same mistakes they have always made, and having the same old problems they have always had. Life is a merry-go-round continually going around and around and going no where. It's the same old ride. - Larry John

 

How come people want more than they need and need more than they have? - Larry John

 

Now one seems to have the dream life they always wanted... and some have night mares. - Larry John

 

Yesterday I thought I had it all together. Boy was I wrong. - Larry John

 

I have come to the conclusion that women are not always "sugar and spice and everything nice." - Larry John

 

We really don't know enough about the people we elect to office. They are never as they seem to be. - Larry John

 

Sometimes I think I am the only one thinking. - Larry John

 

I wonder why I wonder so much. - Larry John

 

Our ability to communicate is all but done. - Larry John

 

I love the internet. If it doesn't have what I want... I shouldn't want it. - Larry John

 

It's hard to be in business if you don't have anything to sell. A lot of people sure try. - Larry John

 

I am not in the GAME. Why do we give PROFESSIONAL SPORTS so much importance?  - Larry John

 

I TOTALLY understand what you are saying... kind of. - Larry John

 

The world needs more good ideas. Make friends with an IDEA PERSON. - Larry John

 

Women control Men like Puppets. They pull all the strings. - Larry John

 

Humor is NOT universal. What I think is funny sure ain't funny to a lot of people... and that is funny to me. - Larry John

 

"That's it. I will never eat that much again." I bet I have said that a thousand times. - Larry John

 

I don't understand why women think they are the final word. Maybe I should ask my wife. - Larry John 

 

It is hard to keep up with what is cool when what is cool ain't that cool at first. - Larry John

 

Life is about being happy WITHIN and getting your joy from WITHIN…not from WITHOUT. If you get your joy from WITHOUT... WITHOUT joy will quickly fade. - Larry John

.

Pictures may be worth a thousand words but most of the time a thousand words ain't worth much. - Larry John

 

I love to laugh at people who think they are funny but are not. - Larry John

 

You need to know that life is not as you may think it is. All of us make up our own stories. - Larry John

 

As I get older I realize how old I am. - Larry John

 

I am inspired by two main types of people...those that do and those that don't do. - Larry John

 

Where you go when you can go where you want tells a lot about you. - Larry John

 

Some of the best designed and beautiful clothes are never seen by many, if any. Underwear should be enjoyed by more than just oneself. Some are even quite funny. Too bad we can share them more. - Larry John

 

Music is more a part of our lives that we realize. We not only want it...we need it. - Larry John

 

People sure like sex. I am always amazed that people who look so normal have it. It's great to be normal. - Larry John

 

I don't believe in Heaven. The more I think about it the less I want to be there. - Larry John

 

I am tired of HUGGING people and shaking hands. I think we need to bring back the nod and wink as the standard greeting. - Larry John

 

I have to be more than I seem to be. - Larry John

 

The desire for MONEY never makes one happy. - Larry John

 

I have never felt that "good enough" was good enough. No matter how much I have accomplished  in life it was never "good enough." Learning to be satisfied with life is hard. - Larry John

 

We keep making up words as if we didn't have enough to express ourselves. How did those people long ago understand each other? - Larry John

 

Life is pretty simple if you don't have to deal with people. - Larry John

 

I just want to be a citizen of the world and nothing more. - Larry John

 

Can you laugh while others cry? - Larry John

 

I find religious people very interesting. They seem to love the fact that they are they only ones going to heaven. Why is that? - Larry John

 

Marriage is more than love. A lasting marriage is based on commitment. - Larry John

 

I want to know why so many people WISH for a good life and do NOTHING about it. - Larry John

 

Sure you can have whatever you want in life. Knowing WHAT you really WANT is the hard part. - Larry John

 

What defines you? What gives your life your unique purpose? If you can answer those questions, you will have a happy life. - Larry John

 

Work hard and expect much. - Larry John

 

People can rationalize anything. It doesn't take much to be rational by your own standards. - Larry John

 

Work hard at doing Nothing. Nothing is better than anything you can do. - Larry John

 

I really think people should stop telling others to think like they do. - Larry John

 

I am very close to being something better than I am. - Larry John

 

I feel like suing God for malpractice. - Larry John

 

I keep telling you I won't keep telling you what to do . - Larry John

 

Do I need a receipt to take back what I said? - Larry John

 

Please don't be angry at me. It makes me mad. - Larry John

 

I have a clear conscious about having no conscious at all. - Larry John

 

Stop making excuses for having so many excuses. - Larry John

 

We start as children and end as children. Life is one big circle. - Larry John

Winning is always better....but we learn more by losing.

Winning is always better....but we learn more by losing. - Larry John

 

I have worked too long. Just "living" doesn't seem to have enough value. If I am just "enjoying life" I think I am wasting time and being lazy and my life has little value. Sad. - Larry John

 

In order for a man and woman to live together for very long, one of them must surrender to the other for  the greater good. - Larry John

 

Children are the greatest blessing and the greatest frustration. - Larry John

 

Please tell me why people don't want to talk about religion and politics.  People say these views are too personal, but I think it because they can't defend their views? But if you can't defend your views...  why have the views at all? - Larry John

 

I am  constantly changing my definitions of “happiness in the now.” Happiness is ever evolving. - Larry John

 

People worry about everything in life and I worry about that. - Larry John

 

I gave up on the concept of God a long time ago... probably about the time he gave up on me. - Larry John

 

I don't get why people throw their clothes on the floor. Is there a good reason? - Larry John

 

Why do we wait so long to do what is extremely important and immediately do that which is urgent but not that important?  Hey,  the phone is ringing.... - Larry John

 

It seems important to women that they wear a smallest size of dress or pants they can get in to. I think that they should care more about what size FITS. "Tight is a Fright."  - Larry John

 

Most women wear RED lipstick. Why not BLUE, YELLOW, or GREEN? - Larry John

 

Why do people "rip" their clothes off to have hot sex? Do they sew the buttons back on or just throw the shirts away? - Larry John

 

Watching TV is a lot like reading a book except  totally different. - Larry John

 

I love the rain unless it rains too much or too often. - Larry John

 

What if when you died and that was it. It was just a quick "fade to black." Could you LIVE with that? - Larry John

 

It is impossible to know someone's true motives for doing what they do. I even question my motives. - Larry John

 

Who made up your religion? God? Then why did he make up so many religions? Is God a little fickled or does he forget easily? - Larry John

 

Shaking hands is so unsanitary. We should rub elbows cause it's hard to put your elbow in your mouth. - Larry John

 

This nation needs a good CHEERLEADER. - Larry John

 

A WINK has a thousand meanings. - Larry John

 

Every day is a new opportunity to get it right... whatever IT is. - Larry John

 

If you want to know God, stop trying. - Larry John

 

I can tell you this for sure, people are stranger than you think. - Larry John

 

Work hard and the odds of you becoming rich improve drastically. - Larry John

 

There is nothing sexier than "almost" naked. Naked is not sexy. - Larry John

 

The better liar you are the better chance you have of getting elected. - Larry John

 

Sure you can be happy and not believe in a God. - Larry John

 

Never trust your feelings when making an important decision about life. - Larry John

 

The more I think the more I think thinking is all there is. - Larry John

 

There is everything to gain and nothing to lose by eating lots of great food. - Larry John

 

I wish you could trust your feelings but you can't. - Larry John

 

If someone kisses you on the cheek be careful. If they kiss you on the lips be extremely careful. Things are not as they appear.  - Larry John

 

I am not sure we should allow people to vote. It gets their hopes up too high. - Larry John

 

We live in a totally "plastic" world. It may look real but it is all fake. - Larry John

 

Don't call an argument a discussion.  I love to argue and hate to discuss.  - Larry John

 

Run away from anyone who is mean on purpose. - Larry John

 

I don't like people who do everything they do to get people to like them. - Larry John

 

Government? Give me the most that taxes will buy. - Larry John

 

Do you think it is wise to let people choose their leaders? - Larry John

 

I used to think that people could be kind. I'm not that kind anymore. - Larry John

 

I am not ready to die. I have everything to lose. - Larry John

 

Business is not for the poor of money. - Larry John

 

Do you really think that a perfect being (God) would own-up-to creating THIS world?  - Larry John

 

I think most of my friends are crazy but I like them. I am sure the feeling is mutual. - Larry John

 

The more you help people the more you pay for it. - Larry John

 

I have decided to stop giving up giving up stuff.  - Larry John

 

If you find water for people dying of thirst, but no one drinks, did you make a difference? - Larry John

 

“We’ll see”...will always be the response to everything. It is even the response to my response. - Larry John

 

Now that we know there is nothing we can really do to change much of anything in the world, what do we do? - Larry John

 

I think that normally being NORMAL is not a good thing. - Larry John

 

As long as you blame your troubles on "God's Will" you have a great excuse why your life SUCKS. - Larry John

 

The RICH start working early and work late and they like it.- Larry John

 

God seems to be on vacation and he has turned off his cell phone. - Larry John

 

As we get older things matter less and less and more and more. - Larry John

 

Humans are the most vicious of all animals. - Larry John

 

The World is a mess and no one seems to be cleaning it up. - Larry John

 

Whenever I think I can't cope with life anymore... I do. - Larry John

 

Eating, Sleeping, and Sex. That pretty well covers it. - Larry John

 

I think that "honesty " honestly doesn't exist. - Larry John

 

It seems stupid to be stupid. - Larry John

 

It is easy to say I love you. It is hard to really mean it. - Larry John

 

I have nothing against soldiers unless they do what soldiers do. - Larry John

 

December is a great month. We know exactly what to say to everyone...MERRY CHRISTMAS. We should have something to say to people every month.  It would make it so easy to be happy. - Larry John

 

War is obsolete. - Larry John

 

People who like to talk about themselves sure make it hard to have time to tell them about me. - Larry John

 

We need to do away with ties. Most of us intelligent men have.  - Larry John

 

I have a friend who says, "LIFE SUCKS." And no matter how good his life becomes, his life remains the same. I don't mind the ups and down. - Larry John

 

It is impossible for a government to stay in power for very long who forgets about the poor. - Larry John

 

I want to live my life as if there were no tomorrow and if tomorrow comes... do the same. - Larry John

 

No matter what you think, women always have the upper hand. - Larry John

 

The rich may have all the money, but the poor control the world when united. - Larry John

 

We  can only have STATESMEN when people refuse to listen to politicians any longer. - Larry John

 

I heard a women say that her "big breasts" made her feel powerful over men. I think there are a couple of things wrong with that statement. - Larry John

 

My mind is full of great thoughts and not so great thoughts. Knowing the difference is the hard part. - Larry John

 

To just say something has very little power. Write your words and your words are eternally powerful. - Larry John

 

Why is it I am so afraid of life? My outer being conveys confidence and still I am scared to death of what might happen. I am glad I am a good actor. - Larry John

 

I understand what you think, but just because I do, doesn't mean I agree. - Larry John

 

I keep getting farther and farther away from things I used to be the closest to. - Larry John

 

One man's God is another man's Devil. Can they both be right?. - Larry John

 

We all want what we want and could care less about what others want unless they want what we want. - Larry John

 

There are over 6 billion people on earth. Let's encourage more family fun. The more the merrier. - Larry John

 

People want peace on earth and are all willing to KILL for it. - Larry John

 

People love rumors and gossip unless it is about them. - Larry John

 

I believe in VOTING. I just don't believe in the people I am VOTING for. - Larry John

 

I am afraid I will die too soon, but more than that I am afraid I will live to long. - Larry John

 

I can't stop thinking. So many people do. - Larry John

 

All good cooking needs SPICE in order to taste good. So does LIFE need SPICE in order to feel good. The SPICES of LIFE are many. Spice it up! - Larry John

 

When it comes to life, I don't want to be a "one trick pony." - Larry John

 

I can feel myself slowly dying and it is killing me. - Larry John

 

I don't like to say I am retired. It makes me feel like I have given up. - Larry John

 

Nothing makes sense to people unless it makes sense. We decide sense. - Larry John

 

People never change from being children. We just get older. - Larry John

 

Having intelligence is painful. You have to wait to share your knowledge because most people are not ready yet. - Larry John

 

I never feel so alone as much as when I am with someone. - Larry John

 

I am always in a hurry even when I have nothing to do. - Larry John

 

I don't want to go to Heaven if everyone who says they are going there is going to be there. - Larry John

 

I try not to judge people as much as I used to... but certainly not less. - Larry John

 

God needs to do more than he is doing. The world is getting away from him. - Larry John

 

I can't understand how women think, but unlike now ...if I could... it would make sense to me I am sure. - Larry John

 

All there is is NOW and the rest you make up. - Larry John

 

I want to make the world a better place, but so many people would have to leave. - Larry John

 

The more you try to simplify your life the more complicated it becomes. - Larry John

 

Being alone is better than the alternative. - Larry John

 

If the world is coming to an end can I go first and get it over with?- Larry John

 

I think all women are beautiful and I don't know one who would disagree with me. - Larry John

 

If you are an idiot please stop acting like one. - Larry John

 

Laws are made to be broken unless you break one. - Larry John

 

Sometimes I think that the world would be a better place without mosquitoes. They suck. - Larry John

 

I love stupid people. They will believe anything. - Larry John

 

Don't feel bad if you are just average. A lot of people ain't that good. - Larry John

 

I love to sing for others. I wish others felt the same way as I. - Larry John

 

When I was a very young boy I wanted to be a STAR and now I am light years away from that.- Larry John

 

Isn't if funny how people love to tell you their problems as if you wanted to hear them...  And then you have to act like you do. - Larry John

 

I don't mind telling you that I don't mind telling you. - Larry John

 

Work hard and play hard and life is easy. - Larry John

 

It is extremely important to LIVE while you are alive. - Larry John

 

The only UNCHANGEABLE CONSTANT in life is that all things CHANGE - Larry John

 

I am going to go on STRIKE and see if LIFE will offer me more. - Larry John

 

Believing in God raises too many unanswerable questions. And yet everyone answers those unanswerable questions with thousands of answers. - Larry John

 

Keep telling yourself you are right and refuse to change your mind, and you will be very wrong very quickly. Right is never right to everyone. - Larry John

 

Most of my friends have a few reasons to like me. I have a few reasons to like them too. When there is no reason to like someone and you just like them... just because you do... that's a real friend. - Larry John

 

We need more LEADERS with the ABILITY TO THINK. Never underestimate a person's IQ. - Larry John

 

I am smart enough to know that I don’t know and that takes a lot of intelligence to know.  - Larry John

 

It's sad but true that the truth will make you sad. - Larry John

 

If you say "I will be happy when...(fill in the blank)" ... you will never be happy. - Larry John

 

Show me a woman who defines herself by her beauty and I will show you a woman soon to be sad. We all grow old. We all need another reason for personal definition. The best personal definition is no definition at all. Let it be. - Larry John

 

It is no secret that people can't keep secrets....but this is just between the two of us. This will be our own little secret. - Larry John

 

Yesterday was a good day. Today is coming together just fine. Tomorrow looks bright. I wonder why I worry so much? - Larry John

 

I am much more in love with love than with anything else I love. - Larry John

 

It is getting harder and harder to find any NEWS in the NEWS. - Larry John

 

I would rather "mess up" than to not have messed up at all. - Larry John

 

What is it about food that unites people? Eating brings people together. - Larry John

 

I have more ideas than I could ever use. Ideas are cheap. Doing something with them is priceless. - Larry John

 

Loneliness may equal happiness. Most people find it easier to be happy when they are alone. The pain of being alone many times is less than the pain of being with people. - Larry John

 

I find crying very confusing.  I cry when I am happy more than when I am sad. The older I get the more I cry because I am so happy. It's hard to tell a heartfelt story without crying. I just cry because I am so darn happy. Yep...It's a little confusing. - Larry John

 

I love to look at a beautiful woman or handsome man and imagine them 80 years old. Age is the great equalizer. - Larry John

 

It is not easy to help your children "grow up" when you are still working on growing up yourself. - Larry John

 

We must all go to "the mountain" ALONE to learn and be enlightened. That's the easy part. It is coming back down from the mountain of self-discovery and self-knowledge to be with OTHERS that is painful. - Larry John

 

I wish I could have sex as often as I think about it. Now that I really think about "it" that would be too much of a good thing. - Larry John

 

This world is an interesting place. We are all fighting as hard as we can to be happy. Don't give up the fight. - Larry John

 

I have no faith in believing "by faith." I have no hope in believing by "hope." My thinking is based on experience and science and it is ever changing and evolving. I am a faithless, hopeless thinker of the here and now. - Larry John

 

Why do so many people want to be famous only to have to hire people to protect their privacy. Wouldn't it be easier to want to be private in the first place?  - Larry John

 

I love buying books and they look good on my bookshelf. People are always impressed with my collection of books. Sometimes I just buy a book to look good.  - Larry John

 

I hate SOCKS.  - Larry John

 

It makes me happy that everything I wish for doesn't come true.  - Larry John

 

There is something very wrong with a world that values and rewards FAME more than INTELLIGENCE.  - Larry John

 

Fantasy thinking is so much more fun than Reality thinking. People sure spend a lot of time in Fantasyland. - Larry John

 

It makes me sad that so many people are sad. - Larry John

 

Not all people are created equal. Creation has been quite unfair. - Larry John

 

It's time to make your mind up to make your mind up. - Larry John

 

I got my car worked on yesterday. It is in perfect condition now.  But it cost so much to fix I can't afford to go anywhere. But if I could... it could. - Larry John

 

Even if something isn't that funny, laugh like it is. Laughing is good for you in a funny way. - Larry John

 

Success is subjective not objective. One man's success is another man's failure. - Larry John

 

I find it crucial to care about the trivial. - Larry John

 

There are SHOPPERS and there are BUYERS. Shoppers go to the store to see "what they can't live without" and they buy it.  Buyers go to the store to buy "what they want and/or need" and they buy it. I am a buyer! I don't get shopping. - Larry John

 

FOOD is all there is. I should write a song. - Larry John

 

Someone told me yesterday that I "ripped off" someone else's saying. I didn't do it on purpose. I really thought I made it up.  I guess there were only so many sayings created when the world began and we just keep recycling them. - Larry John

 

It matters most to me what I care about. It matters not if others share my cares. - Larry John

 

The fatter I get the harder it is to bend down. I dropped a dime the other day and just left it there. I have a new standard.  I only bend down now for a quarter. - Larry John

 

It is hard for me to go to a party.  I see a lot of pain in a room full of "partiers." - Larry John

 

The hardest work there is is getting another person to agree with me on what and how the work needs to get done. Sometimes it is just easier to work alone. - Larry John

 

I love nature but I don't think she loves me. - Larry John

 

FREEDOM is an ideal not a reality. We are really free to keep laws.. - Larry John

 

I love the early morning hours of the day. Everything seems possible. - Larry John

 

One man's hard is another man's easy. - Larry John

 

In my case, prolific and horrific are many times the same thing. - Larry John

 

I am so excited. I just got my first review on my new book. They didn't like it very much.  That means it will sell a million. - Larry John

 

What is your PASSWORD for life? - Larry John

 

Please don't think like I do unless you choose for yourself to think the same. My thinking is only right for me at this moment and I continually question and change my thinking. So you never know what I am thinking. Questioning and changing one's thinking keeps you ALIVE.  - Larry John

 

We should elect legislators who refuse to make new laws and will get rid of most of the old ones. - Larry John

 

Stupid people surround themselves with stupid people and are too stupid to know it. - Larry John

 

 Humor is such a funny thing. - Larry John

 

I love good food.  I choose to live a FULL FILLED life of good eating. - Larry John

  

In order to have a civil society, we ultimately end up signing a peace treaty with each other.- Larry John

 

I don't mow the lawn when the grass is long, but when the phone rings I answer it. We always do the things that are urgent but not necessarily the important things. This is a great reason we get married. Wives make everything urgent. - Larry John

 

I think the second you form a freedom-loving government is the second you lose all your freedoms. - Larry John

 

I want to tell people who say, "let me make myself perfectly clear" that "Clear" and "Perfectly Clear" are the same thing. Don't assume that your first point was clear and now you need to make it clearer. It was either clear or it wasn't. Are we clear on this?  - Larry John

 

I continue to look for new ideas and concepts that fly in the face of my current "sacred truths." Challenging my current thinking in order to discover new thinking is the only way to keep an OPEN mind. - Larry John

 

People are so predictably unpredictable. - Larry John

 

I refuse to refuse to refuse. - Larry John

 

People would rather have HOPE in something than know the TRUTH about something. - Larry John

 

Why is it that most religious people spend much more time thinking about the rewards of the next life than the rewards of this life? - Larry John

 

If I had all the money in the world I don't know what I would do with it. - Larry John

 

I want to take you by the hand and lead you by the nose. That would take two hands, right?  - Larry John

 

I don't like the idea of Capital Punishment. I think that running out of capital should not be so painful.  - Larry John

 

I think I would make a great dictator of a country. I love to dictate. - Larry John

 

If people would stop buying gasoline they wouldn't care about the price of gas. If people would stop breathing they wouldn't care about the quality of our air. The solution is so simple. Why don't we just  STOP more? - Larry John

 

There is no such thing as a dirty mind. One man’s dirt is another man's top soil. It just depends on what you grow there on your plot of mind. - Larry John

 

Why do people like to look at people so much? Are we looking to feel better about ourselves or worse? - Larry John

 

I think the majority of people are crazy and the rest of the people are insane. Which are you? - Larry John

 

I really hate to talk to someone who agrees with me all the time. The only thing worse is talking with someone who disagrees with me. - Larry John

 

Hoping and Knowing is not the same thing. - Larry John

 

I don't understand why sex is something we don't talk about more. We all think about it all the time...  so why not talk about it more? - Larry John

 

I am willing to do NOTHING so that others don't have to. - Larry John

 

If God wanted us to know him, why did he make it so hard? Maybe we should take the hint. - Larry John

 

I like growing old. It is easier to have the LONG VIEW of life. - Larry John

 

Why don't men wear makeup? Wouldn't they look better? It sure works for women. - Larry John

 

If you're happy please don't tell anyone.  People hate happy people. If you want people to listen, tell them all your problems.  - Larry John

 

I think that thinking people should think more. It would help the world. - Larry John

 

The only way to win an argument is to stop trying to win. - Larry John

 

I think it is bad to let good people make us do their good. - Larry John

 

I wonder, if you are good, do you HAVE TO go to Heaven? Do you get to choose? - Larry John

 

I would like to make sure you know you know that you know, you know? - Larry John

 

After you see how many billions of people there are in the world, how does anyone have time to do anything but have sex? - Larry John

 

You will never be able to please your parents enough, even after they are dead. And you thought you were the only one. - Larry John

 

I always say, "Oh my God" ... and I don't even believe in God...  let alone my own personal God.  God must be a creature of habit. - Larry John

 

It's time to take time to take time off. - Larry John

 

Blondes have more fun... but they don't know it. - Larry John

 

Guns don't kill people, people do. And it is a lot easier with guns. - Larry John

 

I think I was adopted. I don't fit in to the family of man. - Larry John

 

It is hard to digest all the crap the government wants us to swallow... and it leaves a bad taste in your mouth. - Larry John

 

If it weren't for telemarketers no one would ever call me. - Larry John

 

The truth about truth is we can't take the truth. - Larry John

 

Most people bury their heads in the sand and just hope. I hate sand in my ears. - Larry John

 

Let's make a deal. I will give you peace if you will give me quiet. - Larry John

 

I want more sex than I could ever have. - Larry John

 

You can have anything you really WANT in life but few things you just WISH for. - Larry John

 

We need more good men and women. There's a big demand but not much supply. - Larry John

 

Look out for missionaries trying to convert you to their religion. Their God needs your money and his blessings ain't cheap. - Larry John

 

No one wants to grow up to be stupid. Why do so many end up that way? - Larry John

 

God is a funny guy. I wonder if he knows that? - Larry John

 

I can't wait to pay off all my bills so I can get some more. - Larry John

 

People love to talk about themselves. Why don't more people listen? - Larry John

 

People either think I am extremely smart or extremely stupid. Maybe I should consider their sources.  - Larry John

 

Walking solves a million problems. Just take a walk. - Larry John

 

If you are going to try and do DEEP thinking you may be in over your head. - Larry John

 

I think eating is extremely underrated. - Larry John

 

Why do we feel we must have lots of friends and then wish they would leave us alone? - Larry John

 

Most people are what I call BLACK HOLE people. They want everything and everyone to be drawn to them. - Larry John

 

We should strive to live a FULL LIFE and fill it with NOTHING to do.  - Larry John

 

If everyone thought like I did, I would change my thinking. - Larry John

 

I love it when it rains. I love a good reason to do nothing. - Larry John

 

If George Washington were alive today and lived in the United States there would be another REVOLUTION. - Larry John

 

I can't wait to die and see if I can see anything. That will be cool...or not. - Larry John

 

Religious people make me laugh. They always say the funniest things. - Larry John

 

I hate the famous. I hate to think I need to know all about them. - Larry John

 

I don't like people as much as they think I like them. - Larry John

 

Boy, I love pizza and just saying that makes we want some right now. - Larry John

 

Walk as much as you can. It keeps you off the couch. - Larry John

 

I sure hope people don't think about me as much as I think about them. - Larry John

 

Now with all the new sources and the internet we know so much more about government and what they are doing. It was nice when we knew less. - Larry John

 

 Anyone can do the possible. I want to do the impossible. - Larry John

 

I love it when people get "pissed off."  It brings out the real person inside them. - Larry John

 

The more you hear people say THIS IS THE TRUTH, the more you should doubt it. - Larry John

 

Even a mosquito loves a Bloody Mary. - Larry John

 

What part of the truth do I want to know? How about the whole truth part. - Larry John

 

Anyone can rationalize anything to be logical however, rationalization and logic are NOT the same thing.- Larry John

 

We must lobby for no more lobbying. - Larry John

 

Give me a dime and I can turn it into a dollar.  Give the government a dollar in taxes and they can turn it into a dime of worth. - Larry John

 

I just had an original thought and some 10,000 other people said they had it first. - Larry John

 

Sure you can run and hide. - Larry John

 

I don't believe in people who believe. - Larry John

 

I don't trust weathermen. They are not fair weather friends. They love severe weather. It is like an aphrodisiac to them. - Larry John

 

There is no such thing as good government. There is however, such a thing as a bad government. - Larry John

 

I enjoy the enjoyable people. - Larry John

 

Things are not often s we perceive them, at least that's my perception. - Larry John

 

Life is as you make it. Make it simple. It is not as simple as you think. - Larry John

 

I feel sorry for people who feel sorry. - Larry John

 

If you want to make a million dollars in business, have a great idea and hire people that are better than you are. - Larry John

 

I wish I had a nickel for every nickel I wished I had. - Larry John

 

I work hard at doing NOTHING. NOTHING is good for me. - Larry John

 

How come I look so smart to me and so stupid to so many others?  The majority is seldom right. - Larry John

 

I would never marry again. When this marriage is over, marriage is over.  I love being married.  I believe in marriage. I just don't want to start all over again. - Larry John

 

Never say religion didn't help you. It gave you more questions that can't be answered than you ever would have had without it. - Larry John

 

I like walking and thinking. Even if you walk and think SLOWLY it's great exercise. - Larry John

 

Who cares how smart you are if you still act stupid. - Larry John

 

You have all the ANSWERS, all you need now are the QUESTIONS. - Larry John

 

All people are "philosophers." The only question is...how good is their philosophy? The proof is in their personal pudding. - Larry John

 

Help me understand why everything in life revolves around me. I am tired of all the attention. - Larry John

 

I can't relax at parties. I feel that I am always on stage. And I'm not a good actor. - Larry John

 

I can't get enough of my grandchildren, but no more than an hour at a time. - Larry John

 

I think world traveling is overrated. It doesn't take long to wish you were home. - Larry John

 

I want to get to know me better. The hardest place to see is inside myself. - Larry John

 

I am so busy I really have no time for time right now in my life. - Larry John

 

The world is so crazy that if the world were a person we would have it committed and locked away. - Larry John

 

Most people never learn how to work. I never learned how to play. Working is like Play to me and Playing is like Work. - Larry John

 

Why is it that before you look brilliant you look stupid?- Larry John

 

How good do you have to be to be good? - Larry John

 

I am looking for a friend who never wants to see me or talk to me. - Larry John

 

I know the number one rule of life is there are no rules. What is the number two rule? - Larry John

 

How come most people who sing, shouldn't? - Larry John

 

I know people who know people who know people who don't know people. - Larry John

 

It is better to give more than you take. Does that apply to criticism?  - Larry John

 

Please forgive me if I forget to forgive you. - Larry John

 

Keeping your wife happy is the key to great happiness. - Larry John

 

Where have all the great LEADERS gone? Is there anyone qualified to truly lead us? - Larry John

 

All questions deserve to be answered with wisdom. Who is so wise? - Larry John

 

When you watch people sing on TV with the sound off, they really look stupid. - Larry John

 

Everyone says that the next life is so much better than this life. There must be football games on TV 24/7. - Larry John

 

Give me a good movie over a good book any day. - Larry John

 

I say when your kid is stupid enough to tell you you're stupid, he's stupid enough to be on his own. How smart is that? - Larry John

 

It seems silly that we spend so much time doing something and not enough time doing nothing. - Larry John

 

I am never as happy as I say I am, but it makes me happy to say it.  - Larry John

 

I am sure glad all my fantasies didn't come true. - Larry John

 

I like to call things as I see them. YOU'RE OUT! - Larry John

 

Just because you FEEL it ... doesn't make it true. - Larry John

 

They used to call it Jogging. Now it is called Running. I call it Painful. - Larry John

 

In order for men and women to stay together these days, there needs to be plenty of sex and money. We all need what we all need. - Larry John

 

Most people love little children. They drive me crazy. - Larry John

 

I think that WISHES are silly. Faith and Hope are physiologically therapeutic at best.  And Thinking is dangerous. The mind is a wonderful thing that should not be messed with. - Larry John

 

Animals all have natural instincts. What are the natural instincts of a human animal?  Are our instincts instinctually natural? - Larry John

 

Now that I am older, being young seems like such a waste of energy. - Larry John

 

Live NOW...There is no tomorrow there is only NOW because yesterday was NOW yesterday and today will be yesterday tomorrow and tomorrow will be NOW tomorrow. Everyday is NOW depending on how you look at it NOW. - Larry John

 

Live your life as if this were your last day on earth because who knows... it may be. - Larry John

 

I have decided to retire and do what I want to do. But now I have fewer choices to do what I always wanted to do. Do your "choices" while you're young. - Larry John

 

Nature is a wonderful thing. It happens so naturally. - Larry John

 

It's easy to WIN an argument if you don't talk. If you open your mouth...YOU LOSE! - Larry John

 

Let's all agree to agree on disagreeing. - Larry John

 

When do you know you are an adult? Certainly "age" is not the indicator. Lots of so-called "adults" still act like little, spoiled children. - Larry John

 

I want to THINK myself skinny and eat everything I want when I want it. I need to THINK harder. - Larry John

 

When are you FIT enough so you can stop worrying about it? - Larry John

 

If you are in a bad relationship GET OUT OF IT. Things will only get worse. They never will get better. What part of BAD don't you understand? - Larry John

 

I find enlightenment by being alone. I lose enlightenment all together when other people are added to the mix. - Larry John

 

I like to wake up in the morning and realize I have another chance on getting it right. And when I go to bed at night ...I realize the same thing. Getting it right...is chancy. - Larry John

 

I don’t think there is “absolute” truth, but I do think there is individual truth that we choose to believe absolutely. What we choose to believe becomes our individual truth. WHAT we choose to believe and HOW our truth becomes absolute for us is the most important part of the journey to see things as they really are. - Larry John

 

Every time you THINK...you are taking a chance. - Larry John

 

Truth seems to be always changing.- Larry John

 

Are we ever really FREE? - Larry John

 

Live life as if there were no tomorrow and if you are wrong...all the better. - Larry John

 

Is it possible to really KNOW anything? Isn't life just a bunch of hopes, beliefs, and wishes? - Larry John

 

I want a leader who will take us into PEACE without taking us into WAR. - Larry John

 

Thinking is very RISKY. - Larry John

 

The inner journey of the MIND is an exciting, exhilarating, and challenging journey filled with extreme happiness and extreme pain. From the thinking of the MIND comes new discoveries that require us to leave behind many old ideas we once embraced and cherished. And we do this because we truly want to progress in our thinking, wisdom, understanding, and love. The journey of the MIND is our greatest passion. With our minds we open great opportunities that may require new thought, hope, belief, and faith which lead to applied and perfected experience. Once we have this kind of enlightened, perfected experience it is possible to leave old thought, hope, belief, and faith behind and begin the process of wonderment, questioning, pondering and experimenting again as we progress further along our inner journey of the MIND. At first our joy increases in direct proportion to our pain, and then slowly the pain begins to disappear and only joy remains. Pain still exists of course, but it has less and less power over us. Even though our personal thinking and experiences differ greatly from others, the enlightened conclusions we all arrive at are most often than not the same. We only stop progressing along the path of enlightenment when we stop thinking and questioning. The physical world is nothing more than the physical manifestation of our individual and group thinking. We must progress individually first to change group thinking. We can only progress if we change our thinking by challenging and questioning everything we hold dear and true. This is a painful journey out of which comes extreme joy. We truly are “joyfully participating in the sorrows of life.” - Larry John

 

There is nothing so painful as knowing those who say they LOVE YOU...  don't .- Larry John

 

Whether I have a good day playing golf or a bad day...it keeps me coming back.- Larry John

 

If you want the world to look brighter, become enlightened. - Larry John

 

I find that when I am by myself I talk less and listen more. - Larry John

 

Greek is like Greek to me...so is German. - Larry John

 

We are all in this BY OURSELVES. - Larry John

 

More people ought to give thinking a try. It is worth thinking about. - Larry John

 

How come I feel so lonesome surrounded by so many people? - Larry John

 

I want to live BEFORE I die. - Larry John

 

I don't believe in any specific country; they are all prisons to me...but when you are in PRISON you keep the PRISON rules. - Larry John

 

The only real way to help people prosper is for YOU to prosper first and then share all you have. The only way to help people be happy is for YOU to be happy first and then share the happiness. The only way to help people become enlightened is for YOU to become enlightened first and then share the wisdom and knowledge. It all starts with YOU. The world is changed ONE MIND at a time. - Larry John

 

I never question my fantasies... just my realities. - Larry John

 

Life: Nothing really matters and everything really matters. - Larry John

 

I love all people.... I just don't like most of them. - Larry John

 

The best kept secret in life is that no one can keep one. - Larry John

 

I use HUMOR to express a very SERIOUS viewpoint. I wonder if I could use SERIOUSNESS to express a very HUMOROUS viewpoint? Now that is seriously humorous or is that humorously serious? - Larry John

 

I don't consider humans very humane. - Larry John

 

 I feel so fat when I am full and I so don't care when I am hungry. - Larry John

 

We are the only living creature who can think and reason beyond basic instincts. Why are so many of us no better than animals? - Larry John

 

How "unsexy" do you have to be to be sexless? - Larry John

 

It is no fun not having fun. - Larry John

 

I love to get up early before the "masses" get up. I get all the good ideas before they do. - Larry John

 

The MEDIA is most certainly now our FOURTH BRANCH of government and Corporations are our FIFTH BRANCH. Get used to it. They ain't going away any time soon. - Larry John

 

All things evolve and change in life. Welcome change. You might as well. Life doesn't need your permission. - Larry John

 

If I die tomorrow...I will miss me.  - Larry John

 

Wake up and smell LIFE.  - Larry John

 

I would really like to meet a man smarter than I am. Is that a stupid wish?  - Larry John

 

If something GOOD happens that people can't explain...people call it a MIRACLE from GOD. If something happens that is BAD....GOD is teaching us a lesson. That way GOD never does anything BAD. God's BAD is GOOD. Got it?  - Larry John

 

If you want to make money.... Find out what people want and give it to them.  - Larry John

 

If you don't like your life... change your mind.  - Larry John

 

A man who doesn't THINK is no better than a man who CAN'T  think.  - Larry John

 

Live NOW. Allow life to happen. That's all.  - Larry John

 

A STRONG man can never make a WEAK man STRONG.  - Larry John

 

The current education system is a dead horse. You can keep feeding it hay and even saddle it up, but you won't be going anywhere. - Larry John

 

I am really concerned about all the people who are really concerned about nothing.   - Larry John

 

When will people see that HOPE is synonymous with WISH? It is a pretty weak foundation for living. - Larry John

 

I often long for the "good old days" until I really think about them the way they really were.  - Larry John

 

I have always seen things differently than most people. Do I need my eyes tested? - Larry John

 

Life is an extreme PARADOX. What seems to be true in reality is most times NOT. - Larry John

 

There is nothing good about "good grief." Stop saying that. - Larry John

 

I love having friends who don't want to take up much of my time and can still be close friends. - Larry John

 

I find it curious how much CRAP people believe. There sure are a lot of MENTALLY CONSTIPATED people. - Larry John

 

If there is no such thing as TIME and SPACE, why do you have to make TIME to enjoy your SPACE? - Larry John

 

There is nothing FREE about FREEDOM. - Larry John

 

When people say they LOVE YOU, hold on tight to your wallet. - Larry John

 

I have always wondered why we wonder so much. - Larry John

 

If anything can go wrong, it already has. We just don't know it yet.  - Larry John

 

No one wants to believe in the law of CAUSE and EFFECT. They want GOD to make an exception for them. - Larry John

 

Don't get your hopes up ‘cause HOPE springs eternal hopelessness. - Larry John

 

It is hard for nations to live in HARMONY if only one nation is allowed to sing. - Larry John

 

Most of us take life very seriously and that's the main problem. - Larry John

 

I enjoy a good laugh... but there are very few good laughs. Most of them I have to fake. - Larry John

 

Sure you can have your own opinion as long as it is logical, rational, and can be supported with provable facts. - Larry John

 

If you are blind, owning a good pair of glasses doesn't help you see life more clearly. - Larry John

 

We live in the "information age" and do very little with the information. We just age uninformed. - Larry John

 

Most everyone has a "cause."  My cause is NOT to have a cause. - Larry John

 

What will you be remembered for?  Or will you be remembered at all? - Larry John

 

Most people would hate to spend their life in a wheelchair, but we spend most of our life sitting down. - Larry John

 

People love to talk about other people. I guess it keeps their minds off themselves. - Larry John

 

We all realize the world is always changing yet we are constantly surprised. I am constantly surprised that we are constantly surprised. - Larry John

 

Anyone can write a book. Getting people to want to "read" is the hard part. - Larry John

 

If you want to be famous... get ready for a life of great sadness. - Larry John

 

Help me understand why God doesn't like to be seen or heard. He sure likes to be felt. - Larry John

 

I wonder why people wonder so much. - Larry John

 

LOVE! Nothing feels so good and hurts so bad. - Larry John

 

I think that religion is a good thing for the masses. It helps bad people stay good in hopes of something better or in fear of something worse. - Larry John

 

Life is good for most of us... and when it is not...it ain't that bad. - Larry John

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Most people are in business to make money or to do good. The goal should be to do both equally.- Larry John

 

I have become addicted to electricity. Whenever the electricity goes off, I am powerless. - Larry John

 

99% of people will believe whatever I tell them. 1% are stupid. - Larry John

 

If you think it can't be done... ask someone to do it who doesn't know that...and they will do it. - Larry John

 

Banks only give money to people who can prove they don't need money. Proving you don't need money is very hard for most of us. - Larry John

 

Little do we know how little we know. - Larry John

 

A great person is great because of the great small things they do. - Larry John

 

When WORST COMES TO WORST that's an easy time to make things better. - Larry John

 

If you want to make a difference, start by changing your mind. - Larry John

 

"There will always be poor among us" and nobody sees them. - Larry John

 

Just give me a little sun, a light breeze, and 80 degrees and you won't hear me complain about anything. Oh yeah, and give me lots of good food, and a king-size bed, and music, and beautiful views, and no mosquitoes, and lots of good DVDs, and popcorn, and a soft couch, and lots of money in the bank, and a good signal for my cell, and an ultra-fast broadband internet connection for my computer, and my iPod, and several good books, and root beer, and dark chocolate candy, and flowers, and a bathroom with a hot  tub, and the ocean nearby, and lots of trees, and expensive horses, and a Harley, and a good looking wife, and a hot car, and a big home on MAUI, and no bills, and lots of shoes, and pretty clothes, and expensive art, and adoration and respect, and  ....... (I'll get back with you) - Larry John

 

I want a better world for all the world.  I am just waiting for the world to want it. - Larry John

 

Most people over promise and under deliver. Most people over charge and under work. Most people demand more money and accept less accountability.  Most people don't care as much about the "quality"  of their work as they do about the "quantity" of their  pay check. Are you "most people?" - Larry John

 

"Could have, Would have, Should have" pretty well sums it up for most people. - Larry John

 

The only things that happen fast are the things you don't want to. Everything else is slow. - Larry John

 

Most of us live very shallow lives trying to "endure" to the end. Most everyone wants a better life, but most of us are content to wait for it "HOPING" there is a heaven. - Larry John

 

Women talk because they NEED to. Men talk because they HAVE to. - Larry John

 

I know we shouldn't put our trust in man, but I'm not sure God has done any better. - Larry John

 

I love getting up early in the morning and going to bed early in the evening. You don't have to deal with people so much that way. - Larry John

 

POWER and MONEY are the main motives of ALL governments. - Larry John

 

I hate people who flaunt their happiness as if they were the only ones who could be happy.. - Larry John

 

Trust NO ONE and be surprised when someone tells the truth. - Larry John

 

I think the main reason people don't vote any more is the POLLS tell us the outcome before we vote....and according to the "latest" POLL, 92.5% of people agree with me. - Larry John

 

I think it is strange that we ask our politicians to be less political. We need MORE views discussed, not LESS. - Larry John

 

I think it is funny how young women try to get as naked as they can without breaking the law. How "little" is "too little?" - Larry John

 

I have made work and play synonymous. I call it LIFE and have decided to just LIVE with it.  - Larry John

 

I keep going around in circles. You would think I would try some squares or triangles. Even a rectangle would be interesting. - Larry John

 

Blind people see life differently. - Larry John

 

No matter what you are wearing.... you are always naked under all that. - Larry John

 

Most of the time I find it hard to agree with me. It 's hard to even agree with that. - Larry John

 

I hate people telling me what to do. I would rather be the "teller" than the "tellee."- Larry John

 

I don't like to "party."  It takes all the fun out of having a good time. - Larry John

 

I like to THINK that I can THINK even though many people question the THOUGHT. - Larry John

 

Life is silly. At best it is ridiculous in a silly sort of way. - Larry John

 

Why is it I can never reach people when I want to talk to them and they can always reach me when I don't. - Larry John

 

I believe in living a passionate life. My wife is my greatest of all passions. Just wanted you to know. No reason. - Larry John

 

Why are so many people worried about being beautiful? You get just as much attention when you're ugly. - Larry John

 

I have a practical philosophy of life. Breathe. - Larry John

 

Religion is a great insurance policy for most. I can't afford it. - Larry John

 

Today is all there is. That's my best advice that no one takes. - Larry John

 

I get up really early in the morning so I can always justify a nap. - Larry John

 

Why be afraid of your enemies when you have so many friends to worry about. - Larry John

 

Don't worry about tomorrow if you have enough worries for today. - Larry John

 

I sorrow for the sorrows of the world. - Larry John

 

Torture may be "legal" now.... but it is never right. - Larry John

 

There is no such thing as FREE SEX. You always pay a price. - Larry John

 

All young men and women eventually become old men and women. Be sure you fall in love with the right things. - Larry John

 

Going to school just to "pass" is like going to a movie just to sit down. Sure you can "sit down" at a movie, but you go there to see the movie. Sure you can go to school to "pass" but you go there to LEARN.- Larry John

 

Everything depends on us not depending on anything.- Larry John

 

Until you are married you understand very little about women. And once you are... you understand less. - Larry John

 

People say, "Life is just one big vacation." The question is from WHAT? - Larry John

 

The thought of sex makes it hard to think about anything else. - Larry John

 

Very few people are themselves around other people. It's hard to just be you. - Larry John

 

The best way to live forever is to keep breathing. - Larry John

 

Many people are only happy if I am not. - Larry John

 

It's hard to get an idea off the ground if you're not strong enough to work with heavy thoughts. - Larry John

 

Be careful who you consider to be your friend because they are always considering you. - Larry John

 

I hardly think it is important if I hardly think. - Larry John

 

Sure it is easy to be smart when the competition never shows up for the game. - Larry John

 

If there were no God most people would create one. - Larry John

 

Never talking politics and religion with friends is good advice, if friends are that important to you. - Larry John

 

Life has so many opportunities with so few choices. - Larry John

 

I really wished I didn't have to wish so much. - Larry John

 

When we say THINKING HUMANS ...it's a lot like saying HONEST ATTORNEYS. - Larry John

 

We say so little with so many words.- Larry John

 

How can everyone be the "center of the universe?" It's very crowded here. - Larry John

 

I don't mind you correcting me silently without me know it. - Larry John

 

I love to argue with people as long as they don't disagree with me. - Larry John

 

Most people love to eat. But I love more than most. - Larry John

 

When I am trying to make a point, don't interrupt when I interrupt you. - Larry John

 

Why do all my friends look so old? It is really a shame. - Larry John

 

I have found that SEX is 99% psychological. Think about it. Bet you can't stop. - Larry John

 

I love to go to work. It gives me something to gripe about.  - Larry John

 

How can people love God so much that they are willing to kill for him? That's a lot of love. - Larry John

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I must be getting old. I can remember spending most of my nights with a transistor radio. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember clothes with tags that said "Made in the U.S.A.." - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when young men joined the army without a $20,000 signing bonus. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when there was only one God. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember TV without laugh tracks. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember feeling rich with no money in the bank.  - Larry John

 

I must be getting older. I can remember when you could trust a politician. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I remember when people prayed for their enemies. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when school teachers had knowledge and a paddle. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when running and jumping didn't require Advil. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember "playing" football on Sunday afternoon. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when all my friends had pimples instead of wrinkles. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can  remember when I could Rock 'n Roll all night long. Now I just toss and turn. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when "making out" was kissing. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when no one talked about sex. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I remember when the Policemen's motto was "To protect and serve" instead of "enforce the law." - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when people knew their neighbors names.  - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I remember when happy and gay were emotions. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when I used to remember (I think.) - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when secretaries used to take messages. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I remember when people were physically tired at the end of the day. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when Supermarkets weren't that super. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when parents used to name their kids Bill, Mary, Tom, Betty and Jerry instead of Kutama, Riggson, Lacrima, Ashlamisa, and Flipermyer. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when we would go to the barber to get a haircut and a shave. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when everyone wanted to be President of the United States. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I remember when I looked like me and not my grandpa. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I remember when the accordion was cool. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old.  I can remember when a girl who looked 25 years old wasn't still in Jr. High School. - Larry John

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It is impossible to lose your temper if you never had one in the first place. And if you do lose your temper try not to find it.  - Larry John

 

There are many options, but perhaps few choices. - Larry John

 

How many restrictions, laws, constraints, policemen, judges, courts, prisons, and jails do we really need in order to really be FREE?  FREEDOM comes with the loss of FREEDOM.  - Larry John

 

Hypothetical questions really should be avoided. But that's just my hypothesis. - Larry John

 

I don't think that CLAMS are all that happy. - Larry John

 

 

Business is WAR and WAR is a business. - Larry John

 

I think about you all the time except when I have other things to think about. - Larry John

 

If you really love me, please sign a prenuptial to prove it. - Larry John

 

There is no such thing as FREEDOM without restrictions. - Larry John

 

A broken clock is a case of bad timing. - Larry John

 

Whenever I go on vacation.... I leave my mind at home. - Larry John

 

If you don't want to make a decision....sorry you made one. - Larry John

 

It is nearly impossible to unmake a mind that is already made up. - Larry John

 

I have observed that people who have the least to say... say the most. - Larry John

 

Nothing scares me more than being scared. - Larry John

 

Prostitution will stop until men no longer have penises. - Larry John

 

I don't know what to do when I don't want to do anything.  - Larry John

 

The last person in life we should offend is our self. - Larry John

 

We are all FOOLS in one foolish way or another. - Larry John

 

I think it is unfair that all the other planets got cool names like Venus, Mars, and Jupiter and all we got was Earth.  - Larry John

 

I am my best in the morning just before I wake up.  - Larry John

 

One thing for sure, you can't be sure of anything. - Larry John

 

Just when you think all your pimples are gone another raises its ugly head. - Larry John

 

Don't tell me what I can't do and I won't tell you what you can't do. - Larry John

 

I don't want to be hypocritical, so I am asking you to forgive my inability to cease to have feelings of anger and bitterness toward you.  - Larry John

 

I can't comprehend MINDLESS THINKING. How does one do that?  - Larry John

 

Be ye as little children. Asleep.  - Larry John

 

I find trouble quite troubling.  - Larry John

 

Life is what you make it. Some don't make it at all. - Larry John

 

I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but you're not 16 anymore. - Larry John

 

If "creationism" is true, the world has really aged fast. - Larry John

 

I think being a fool is foolish. - Larry John

 

Nakedness! I've got that covered. - Larry John

 

I am ready for whatever life gives me, unless it is LIVER. - Larry John

 

The THINKING of the WORLD starts with the THINKING of One.- Larry John

 

My philosophy of life is simple. THINGS ARE and SHIT HAPPENS. - Larry John

 

If this were your last day on earth, NOTHING would matter and EVERYTHING would matter. - Larry John

 

Luck is earned. - Larry John

 

As I THINK, so is my world.- Larry John

 

Never judge a person by the way he combs his hair, especially if he is bald. - Larry John

 

Being with friends makes me question the importance of friendship. - Larry John

 

How come I am so smart and everyone is so stupid? It doesn't seem fair. - Larry John

 

I think eating is extremely overrated unless you are hungry. - Larry John

 

The problem with our CULTURE is the CULT part of CULTURE. - Larry John

 

I am very attached to me. I must be sexy. - Larry John

 

Most of my problems are the direct "effect" of only one "cause."  ME! - Larry John

 

Thinking is a good thing to think about. - Larry John

 

The problem with religion is religion. - Larry John

 

Superstition and Stupidstition are synonymous. - Larry John

 

It's a miracle to me that people still believe in miracles. - Larry John

 

Stupid people can't resist talking regardless of the subject matter. - Larry John

 

I'll tell you what I believe...I don't believe in believing...but that's just what I believe. - Larry John

 

I think that it's only good to get directions if you don't know where you are going. - Larry John

 

I want to ask a rhetorical question that demands a rhetorical answer. - Larry John

 

It is so much easier to solve everyone else's problem than my own. - Larry John

 

I am afraid that I am only motivated by fear.  - Larry John

 

We need to stop worrying about the answers and spend more time on the questions.  - Larry John

 

Dieing takes my breath away.  - Larry John

 

Terrorists really scare me. Why can't we call them something else. - Larry John

 

I love to give a large tip for great service. I am ready to give when I receive..  - Larry John

 

It is time for humans to act more like humans.  - Larry John

 

Most of my life revolves around thinking about food, sex, and money. I don't know why I think so much about food and money.  - Larry John

 

It should be hard to kill something that laughs.  - Larry John

 

Men know that there is no perfect woman. But they can't stop looking.  - Larry John

 

I don't like to sing when no one is listening and no one likes me to sing when they are.  - Larry John

 

It is easy to be nice? Being mean takes more dedication and commitment. - Larry John

 

You can't think about having sex with another person without someone getting mindfully naked.  - Larry John

 

I think the thing you learn most in college is that you don't learn much in college.  - Larry John

 

I have noticed that "eye contact" with another person doesn't last long. And even though we spend much of our time looking at other people, as soon as we see them seeing us looking at them, we look away. It's not good to be seen seeing. - Larry John

 

Never look a gift horse in the mouth, or in any other opening.  - Larry John

 

Who cares what I care if I don't care.  - Larry John

 

Mother Nature is scary.  - Larry John

 

People need to look inside for the solutions to their outside problems not outside for the solutions to the inside problems.  - Larry John

 

I think it is funny how funny I think.  - Larry John

 

I love music. It strikes a good chord.  - Larry John

 

Little did I know how little I did know.  - Larry John

 

If truth is truth then why are there so many definitions?  - Larry John

 

Is it possible to stop believing and start knowing? I believe I can know. - Larry John

 

I have come to the conclusion that all countries and governments are right. Now if we could all just agree on that point.  - Larry John

 

I love being married.  However, marriage is a funny thing.  It has taken many years and a lot of arguments to really "get it." Is the secret of a great marriage "many years" or "lots of arguments?"  - Larry John

 

If man couldn't think and reason logically, would we be more like animals than we are? Is that possible?  - Larry John

 

Can someone tell me who is running the world? Everyone takes the credit.  - Larry John

 

Sometimes it seems the RICH inherit the earth.  - Larry John

 

I have a hard time making things hard.  - Larry John

 

I don't believe in religion. It takes too much faith.  - Larry John

 

My mom used to tell me to "clean my plate" because of all the starving people in China. Now I just shop at Wal-Mart. - Larry John

 

If it weren't for popcorn, television wouldn't be worth watching. Thank goodness for popcorn or I might mow the lawn. - Larry John

 

Religion brings out the best and worst in all of us. And many times the best is the worst.- Larry John

 

If it weren't for Sex and Food, most people wouldn't think at all . - Larry John

 

The best part about going to a party is coming home. - Larry John

 

I love nature but it doesn't love me back. - Larry John

 

The secret to being nice to people is never get to know them. - Larry John

 

"Wherever I go, there I am." But I keep trying to run away. - Larry John

 

People say they LOVE "you" but what they really love is the "them" they see in you. - Larry John

 

We may never agree on the meaning of life, but we all agree life should have one. - Larry John

 

A good friend is hard to find. But I keep looking. - Larry John

 

I would rather lose an arm than lose a friend. Wait! Let me think about that. OK...not all friends. - Larry John

 

When we were children we thought as children. Some of us never got over it. - Larry John

 

I wake up every morning with my mind going a million miles an hour. That's too fast. - Larry John

 

I think a lot of people say they are not feeling good because it makes them feel good.. - Larry John

 

Why do people ask my opinion if they only want me to validate THEIR opinion? - Larry John

 

If you want to be truly happy...you may need to be truly sad first. - Larry John

 

There are sure a lot of people who love to watch and follow SPORTS. There is a lot to be said for vicarious living. - Larry John

 

THINKING starts with QUESTIONS not ANSWERS. - Larry John

 

Someday I hope we can all live in peace. Until then I pray for money. - Larry John

 

I love Buddhist philosophy. It makes total sense to me and confuses everyone else. It really strokes my huge SELF EGO ...that I really don't have. - Larry John

 

Seeing the world as it really is might make your eyes hurt. - Larry John

 

How come children drive me crazy? Everyone seems to enjoy them much more than I do. Am I the only one telling the truth? - Larry John

 

It is mystery to me why we find the lives of stars and celebrities so interesting. Except for the fact that they are beautiful, talented, sexy, and RICH...they are no different than I am.  - Larry John

 

I find it hard to keep up with the latest styles and trends. And I like it that way.  - Larry John

 

You need "eyes to see" and "ears to hear." Metaphorically speaking, the world is full of a lot of BLIND and DEAF people. And as soon as they open their mouths to speak... you wish they were DUMB too. And your wish always comes true ....but they keep talking.- Larry John

 

Do you think God can have any woman he wants? After all, women love powerful men. - Larry John

 

Good service is impossible to find. I have decided not to expect good service and be surprised if I get it. Now bad is good and good is totally amazing and there is no such thing as great. Now I feel better about that. - Larry John

 

More and more people are doing less and less. - Larry John

 

The more I THINK the more I THINK. Thinking is a hard habit to break. - Larry John

 

Do you know people who know people who know people? They're good to know. - Larry John

 

I don't want my love of money to get in the way of my love of life. - Larry John

 

I feel sorry for the "pretty" among us. They are always searching for validation. - Larry John

 

Why does God give us the ability to reason and think logically, and then ask us to just believe without questioning? - Larry John

 

Where there is smoke there is fire. Where there are men and women there is sex. - Larry John

 

We shouldn't speculate, but that's just an assumption. - Larry John

 

Stop telling me ignorance is bliss. If you are ignorant you are too stupid to know you are happy. - Larry John

 

I don't want to be a person who is admired by others. If they really knew me they would be so disappointed. - Larry John

 

Whose kidding who? Life IS fair. - Larry John

 

Power, Sex, and Money!  Many believe in the next life it is just Power and Sex. I wouldn't be surprised to learn there was also Money there....after all there is a price to be paid for Power and Sex. - Larry John

 

There is so much work to be done and so little time I want to dedicate to it. - Larry John

 

I find at lot of peace and quiet in the bathroom. Most of the time people will leave you alone there. It's a reason for being alone that people don't question. - Larry John

 

I love to work in the garden with my wife. I work and she gardens. - Larry John

 

We say "Life is a little CRAZY."  That's a "little" understated don't you think? - Larry John

 

People make me laugh. They have no idea how funny they are. - Larry John

 

Where can I go to get rid of me? - Larry John

 

I don't like to watch the NEWS on television knowing that they are trying to get ratings. "Just the NEWS" is not nearly as compelling as editorializing "fear and disaster."  - Larry John

 

Working hard is so much easier than thinking hard. - Larry John

 

I never give up until it would be hard to continue. - Larry John

 

I hate leaving on vacation knowing that while I am gone something will break and no one will know why. - Larry John

 

WISDOM: Many times in life it is smart to intentionally lose the small battles in order to win the big battles. Knowing the difference between the small and big battles requires wisdom. Wisdom comes from thinking and experience. Experience and thinking have more power when one has a willingness to fail in order to succeed. Failure is the beginning of chaos and questioning. Failure is the catalyst of great success and brilliance. The joy of personal success is in the journey toward wisdom. " - Larry John

 

I will be the first to tell you to "listen to my advice first"...because if you listen to my advice "last" you might actually take my advice...and that's too much pressure on me to be right. - Larry John

 

I have found that people cause me great stress. So why do I continue to like them? - Larry John

 

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we have to pay for it. - Larry John

 

I have given up on life but I still have a problem with death. - Larry John

 

When the mind is not working it works the best of all. - Larry John

 

Never unlock the door to the Lion's cage if you're not prepared. The LION will most certainly come out and ROAR and EAT you alive. That's what LIONS do. It is a scary thing. Passions are a lot like  LIONS....if you are not prepared for them....they will "eat you alive."   LIONS are wonderful, incredible, and powerful and so are passions. I don't believe in keeping my passions in a cage. However, you must be prepared when you allow your passions to come out of your "self-made" cage.  When you let your passions out of the cage, either the ROAR of extreme happiness or the ROAR of extreme terror will follow. Passions are what "WE" make them. - Larry John

 

Where can you find a good hearted person? Heart disease is the world's number one problem. - Larry John

 

I would like to be a friend to everyone as long as I can change my mind from time-to-time. - Larry John

 

I think LIFE IS FAIR. - Larry John

 

People want more than they deserve for the effort they are willing to give.  - Larry John

 

It makes me sad to see how sad people are, more than it makes me happy to see how happy people are. Why is that? - Larry John

 

The thing that costs the most in life is freedom. It certainly ain't free. - Larry John

 

Don't bother me with the details unless you are very specific. - Larry John

 

Is it possible to be so tired you can't sleep? - Larry John

 

What is the difference between HIP and HEP?  - Larry John

 

Giving up means you have no character of conviction and commitment... or maybe it means you saw how stupid it would be to continue. Giving up might be the most intelligent thing you could do. - Larry John

 

Most people start at the beginning and proceed forward. I like to start at the end and work backwards. That way I am never surprised with what happens. - Larry John

 

I love being convinced that I need to change my mind, but I may change my mind about that so don't try to convince me. - Larry John

 

Life is all about the learning to allow it to happen. - Larry John

 

What makes you think you are right just because you think you are? Maybe two "thinks" don't make a right. - Larry John

 

Don't try to make me mad... or I may just let you. - Larry John

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Pretty is as pretty does. Ugly is as ugly does. Pretty ugly is always pretty ugly. - Larry John

 

Good men are hard to find if you look in the wrong places. - Larry John

 

We lose more and more freedoms everyday...but never stop fighting for your right to party. - Larry John

 

I say a woman's place is any place she wants to be. - Larry John

 

We all want to be loved... and we are...but just by the wrong people. - Larry John

 

No Government is the best government ... So be careful what you ask for or you just might pay for it ten times more than it is worth.- Larry John

 

Call me crazy but that's insane. - Larry John

 

People love out-going people. That's what I hope our President will be. - Larry John

 

I listen with my heart more than I listen with my ears. - Larry John

 

When I grow up I want to grow up. - Larry John

 

People tell me I make them think. They say it makes them tired. Are they tired of me or of thinking? I hope it is me. - Larry John

 

I would love the concept of reincarnation only if I could comeback as ME... except taller, skinnier, smarter, more handsome, with more hair, plenty of hard muscles, more popular, more talented, more influential, and living with hundreds of beautiful women who take care of my every desire. Oh yeah...and RICH. - Larry John

 

I didn't think about my ankle much until I sprained it. Then the pain was constantly on my mind.  I didn't think much about my parents either...until they were gone. I need to start thinking sooner. - Larry John

 

There is no happiness that comes from ENDURING life. The excitement of life comes from LIVING it. - Larry John

 

When I die and fall into that final, peaceful, deep sleep... I sure hope I wake up. - Larry John

 

A successful life is so misunderstood and so underrated. - Larry John

 

If I would stay out of my way, I might be able to get somewhere. - Larry John

 

It is impossible to change many things without starting over completely. - Larry John

 

I believe in CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE as long as it CIVIL. - Larry John

 

If you lose yourself in the everyday struggles of life, where do you go to find yourself? - Larry John

 

Am I really the person I see in the mirror or is the mirror distorted by my mind to show me the person I hope I am? - Larry John

 

Most of our lives are quite humorous...but no one is laughing. - Larry John

 

Making people do the "right thing" for the "right reason" isn't always RIGHT. - Larry John

 

More and more I know less and less "for sure" ... until very soon I will know NOTHING and then I will be able to learn. - Larry John

 

It is amazing how much people talk without saying anything. - Larry John

 

As a SUPER POWER, I don't think the United States is that SUPER. - Larry John

 

Love no one until you love yourself or your motive for love is flawed. - Larry John

 

Any time a person is compelled to tell you about their honesty, moral character, and love of GOD... run away from them as fast as you can. - Larry John

 

I love the concept of KARMA. "You reap what you sew." The fact is, you can't beat the system. Now that's justice.  - Larry John

 

You can't run before you crawl, but as this analogy relates to THINKING.... a lot of people sure try. I may be one of them. - Larry John

 

Sex is not what we want as much as NEW sex. - Larry John

 

I would never kill a COW, but I love to eat hamburgers. I would never kill a person, but I allow our government go to war and kill people without saying anything. I allow a lot of things to happen that I would never do. So if I allow it, or if I do it, what's the difference? It still happens. How many times do I have to wash my hands? - Larry John

 

I love Rock 'n Roll but I can't define it. I love the taste of a lemon, but I can't describe it. I like the color blue but I can't defend it.  I love many people that I have never met, but words fail to explain why. Some things in life you just love for no other reason than you just do. - Larry John

 

I think we should call killing, even in a "war, " MURDER. What's the difference? The person is every bit as dead regardless of our "righteous or vengeful" reasons. - Larry John

 

I love to exercise the second I am done. - Larry John

 

Eating is such fun. I always hunger for it. - Larry John

 

I don't want to seem smug, but where have all the smart people gone? - Larry John

 

Who decides who is HOT? What's wrong with short, fat, and bald? It works for me. - Larry John

 

Nothing is FREE in life except the opinions of others...but if you follow their opinions... you'll pay for it. - Larry John

 

 "I love you" is the biggest and most frequent LIE. Now "I love you" means NOTHING. - Larry John

 

You've got to love GOD if you know what's good for you. - Larry John

 

I love to use powerful words but most people call these words swearing. - Larry John

 

Judging by what I have observed, hate is enjoyed more than love. - Larry John

 

God is like my ribs. I have never seen my ribs, but I think I felt them once when I was skinnier. I think I felt GOD once when I was younger.- Larry John

 

 

 

I must be getting old. I can remember spending most of my nights with a transistor radio. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember clothes with tags that said "Made in the U.S.A.." - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when young men joined the army without a $20,000 signing bonus. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when there was only one God. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember TV without laugh tracks. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember feeling rich with no money in the bank.  - Larry John

 

I must be getting older. I can remember when you could trust a politician. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I remember when people prayed for their enemies. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when school teachers had knowledge and a paddle. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when running and jumping didn't require Advil. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember "playing" football on Sunday afternoon. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when all my friends had pimples instead of wrinkles. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can  remember when I could Rock 'n Roll all night long. Now I just toss and turn. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when "making out" was kissing. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when no one talked about sex. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I remember when the Policemen's motto was "To protect and serve" instead of "enforce the law." - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when people knew their neighbors names.  - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I remember when happy and gay were emotions. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when I used to remember (I think.) - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when secretaries used to take a messages. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I remember when people were physically tired at the end of the day. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when Supermarkets weren't that super. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when parents used to name their kids Bill, Mary Tom, Betty and Jerry instead of Kutama, Riggson, Lacrima, Ashlamisa, and Flipermyer. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when we would go to the barber to get a haircut and a shave. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I can remember when everyone wanted to be President of the United States. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I remember when I looked like me and not my grandpa. - Larry John

 

I must be getting old. I remember when the accordion was cool? - Larry John

 

I must be getting old.  I can remember when  a girl who looked 25 years old wasn't still in Jr. High School. - Larry John

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It is impossible to lose you temper if you never had one in the first place. And if you do lose your temper try not to find it.  - Larry John

 

There are many options but perhaps few choices. - Larry John

 

How many restrictions, laws, constraints, policemen, judges, courts, prisons, and jails do we really need in order to really be FREE?  FREEDOM comes with the loss of FREEDOM.  - Larry John

 

Hypothetical questions really should be avoided. But that's just my hypothesis. - Larry John

 

I don't think that CLAMS are all that happy. - Larry John

 

 

Business is WAR and WAR is a business. - Larry John

 

I think about you all the time except when I have other things to think about. - Larry John

 

If you really love me, please sign a prenuptial to prove it. - Larry John

 

There is no such thing as FREEDOM without restrictions. - Larry John

 

A broken clock is a case of bad timing. - Larry John

 

Whenever I go on vacation.... I leave my mind at home. - Larry John

 

If you don't want to make a decision....sorry you made one. - Larry John

 

It is nearly impossible to unmake a mind  that is already made up. - Larry John

 

I have observed that people who have the least to say... say the most. - Larry John

 

Nothing scares me more than being scared. - Larry John

 

Prostitution will never stop until men don't have penises. - Larry John

 

I don't know what to do when I don't want to do anything.  - Larry John

 

The last person in life we should offend is our self. - Larry John

 

We are all FOOLS in one foolish way or another. - Larry John

 

I think it is unfair that all the other planets got cool names like Venus, Mars, and Jupiter and all we got was Earth.  - Larry John

 

I am my best in the morning just before I wake up.  - Larry John

 

One thing for sure, you can't be sure of anything. - Larry John

 

Just when you think all your pimples are gone another raises its ugly head. - Larry John

 

Don't tell me what I can't do and I won't tell you what you can't do. - Larry John

 

I don't want to be hypocritical, so I am asking you to forgive my inability to cease to have feelings of anger and bitterness toward you - Larry John

 

I can't comprehend MINDLESS THINKING. How does one do that?  - Larry John

 

Be ye as little children. Asleep.  - Larry John

 

I find trouble quite troubling.  - Larry John

 

Life is what you make it. Some don't make it at all. - Larry John

 

I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but you're not 16 anymore. - Larry John

 

If "creationism" is true, the world has really aged fast. - Larry John

 

I think being a fool is foolish. - Larry John

 

Nakedness! I've got that covered. - Larry John

 

I am ready for whatever life gives me, unless it is LIVER. - Larry John

 

The THINKING of the WORLD starts with the THINKING of One.- Larry John

 

My philosophy of life is simple. THINGS ARE and SHIT HAPPENS. - Larry John

 

If this were your last day on earth, NOTHING would matter and EVERYTHING would matter. - Larry John

 

Luck is earned. - Larry John

 

As I THINK so is my world.- Larry John

 

Never judge a person by the way he combs his hair, especially if he is bald. - Larry John

 

Being with friends makes me question the importance of  friendship. - Larry John

 

How come I am so smart and everyone is so stupid? It doesn't seem fair. - Larry John

 

I think eating is extremely overrated unless you are hungry. - Larry John

 

The problem with our CULTURE is the CULT part of CULTURE. - Larry John

 

I am very attached to me. I must be sexy. - Larry John

 

Most of my problems are the direct "effect" of only one "cause."  ME! - Larry John

 

Thinking is a good thing to think about. - Larry John

 

The problem with religion is religion. - Larry John

 

Superstition and Stupidstition are synonymous. - Larry John

 

It's a miracle to me that people still believe in miracles. - Larry John

 

Stupid people can't resist talking regardless of the subject matter. - Larry John

 

I'll tell you what I believe...I don't believe in believing...but that's just what I believe. - Larry John

 

I think that it's only good to get directions if you don't know where you are going. - Larry John

 

I want to ask a rhetorical question that demands a rhetorical answer. - Larry John

 

It is so much easier to solve everyone else's problem than my own. - Larry John

 

I am afraid that I am only motivated  by fear.  - Larry John

 

We need to stop worrying about the answers and spend more time on the questions.  - Larry John

 

Dieing takes my breath away.  - Larry John

 

Terrorists really scare me. Why can't we call them something else. - Larry John

 

I love to give a large tip for great service. I am ready to give when I receive..  - Larry John

 

It is time for humans to act more like humans.  - Larry John

 

Most of my life revolves around thinking about food, sex, and money. I don't know why I think so much about food and money.  - Larry John

 

It should be hard to kill something that laughs.  - Larry John

 

Men know that there is no perfect woman. But they can't stop looking.  - Larry John

 

I don't like to sing when no one is listening and no one likes me to sing when they are.  - Larry John

 

It is easy to be nice? Being mean takes more dedication and commitment. - Larry John

 

You can't think about having sex with another person without someone getting mindfully naked.  - Larry John

 

I think the thing you learn most in college is that you don't learn much in college.  - Larry John

 

I have noticed that "eye contact" with another person doesn't last long. And even though we spend much of our time looking at other people, as soon as we see them seeing us looking at them, we look away. It's not good to be seen seeing. - Larry John

 

Never look a gift horse in the mouth, or in any other opening.  - Larry John

 

Who cares what I care if I don't care.  - Larry John

 

Mother Nature is scary.  - Larry John

 

People need to look inside for the solutions to their outside problems not outside for the solutions to the inside problems.  - Larry John

 

I think it is funny how funny I think.  - Larry John

 

I love music. It strikes a good chord.  - Larry John

 

Little did I know how little I did know.  - Larry John

 

If truth is truth then why are there so many definitions?  - Larry John

 

Is it possible to stop believing and start knowing? I believe I can know. - Larry John

 

I have come to the conclusion that all countries and governments are right. Now if we could all just agree on that point.  - Larry John

 

I love being married.  However, marriage is a funny thing.  It has taken many years and a lot of arguments to really "get it." Is the secret of a great marriage  "many years" or "lots of arguments."  - Larry John

 

If man couldn't think and reason logically, would we be more like animals than we are? Is that possible?  - Larry John

 

Can someone tell me who is running the world? Everyone takes the credit.  - Larry John

 

Sometimes it seems the RICH inherit the earth.  - Larry John

 

I have a hard time making things hard.  - Larry John

 

I don't believe in religion. It takes too much faith.  - Larry John

 

My mom used to tell me to "clean my plate" because of all the starving people in China. Now I just shop at Wal-Mart. - Larry John

 

If it weren't for popcorn television wouldn't be worth watching. Thanks goodness for popcorn or I might mow the lawn. - Larry John

 

Religion brings out the best and worst in all of us. And many times the best is the worst.- Larry John

 

If it weren't for Sex and Food, most people wouldn't think at all . - Larry John

 

The best part about going to a party is coming home. - Larry John

 

I love nature but it doesn't love me back. - Larry John

 

The secret to being nice to people is never get to know them. - Larry John

 

"Wherever I go, there I am." But I keep trying to run away. - Larry John

 

People say they LOVE "you" but what they really love is the "them" they see in you. - Larry John

 

We may never agree on the meaning of life, but we all agree life should have one. - Larry John

 

A good friend is hard to find. But I keep looking. - Larry John

 

I would rather lose an arm than lose a friend. Wait! Let me think about that. OK...not all friends. - Larry John

 

When we were children we thought as children. Some of us never got over it. - Larry John

 

I wake up every morning with my mind going a million miles an hour. That's too fast. - Larry John

 

I think a lot of people say they are not feeling good because it makes them feel good.. - Larry John

 

Why do people ask my opinion if they only want me to validate THEIR opinion? - Larry John

 

If you want to be truly happy...you may need to be truly sad first. - Larry John

 

There are sure a lot of people who  love to watch and follow SPORTS. There is a lot to be said for vicarious living. - Larry John

 

THINKING starts with QUESTIONS not ANSWERS. - Larry John

 

Someday I hope we can all live in peace. Until then I pray for money. - Larry John

 

I love Buddhist philosophy. It makes total sense to me and confuses everyone else. It really strokes my huge SELF EGO ...that I really don't have. - Larry John

 

Seeing the world as it really is might make your eyes hurt. - Larry John

 

How come children drive me crazy? Everyone seems to enjoy them much more than I do. Am I the only one telling the truth? - Larry John

 

It is mystery to me why we find the lives of stars and celebrities so interesting. Except for the fact that they are beautiful, talented, sexy, and RICH...they are no different than I am.  - Larry John

 

I find it hard to keep up with the latest styles and trends. And I like it that way.  - Larry John

 

You  need "eyes to see" and "ears to hear." Metaphorically speaking, the world is full of a lot of BLIND and DEAF people. And as soon as they open their mouths to speak... you wish they were DUMB too. And your wish always comes true ....but they keep talking.- Larry John

 

Do you think God can have any woman he wants? After all, women love powerful men. - Larry John

 

Good service is impossible to find. I have decided not to expect good service and be surprised if I get it. Now bad is good and good is totally amazing and there is no such thing as great. Now I feel better about that. - Larry John

 

More and more people are doing less and less. - Larry John

 

The more I THINK the more I THINK. Thinking is a hard habit to break. - Larry John

 

Do you know people who know people who know people? They're good to know. - Larry John

 

I don't want my love of money to get in the way of my love of life. - Larry John

 

I feel sorry for the "pretty" among us. They are always searching for validation. - Larry John

 

Why does God give us the ability to reason and think logically and then ask us to just believe without questioning? - Larry John

 

Where there is smoke there is fire. Where there are men and women there is sex. - Larry John

 

We shouldn't  speculate but that's just an assumption. - Larry John

 

Stop telling me ignorance is bliss. If you are ignorant you are too stupid to know you are happy. - Larry John

 

I don't want to be a person who is admired by others. If they really knew me they would be so disappointed. - Larry John

 

Whose kidding who? Life IS fair. - Larry John

 

Power, Sex, and Money!  Many believe in the next life it is just Power and Sex. I wouldn't be surprised to learn there was also Money there....after all there is a price to be paid for Power and Sex. - Larry John

 

There is so much work to be done and so little time I want to dedicate to it. - Larry John

 

I find at lot of peace and quiet in the bathroom. Most of the time people will leave you alone there. It's a reason for being alone that people don't question. - Larry John

 

I love to work in the garden with my wife. I work and she gardens. - Larry John

 

We say "Life is a little CRAZY."  That's a "little" understated don't you think? - Larry John

 

People make me laugh. They have no idea how funny they are. - Larry John

 

Where can I go to get rid of me? - Larry John

 

I don't like to watch the NEWS on television knowing that they are trying to get ratings. "Just the NEWS" is not nearly as compelling as editorializing "fear and disaster."  - Larry John

 

Working hard is so much easier than thinking hard. - Larry John

 

I never give up until it would be hard to continue. - Larry John

 

I hate leaving on vacation knowing that while I am gone something will break and no one will know why. - Larry John

 

WISDOM: Many times in life it smart to intentionally lose the small battles in order to win the big battles. Knowing the difference between the small and big battles requires wisdom. Wisdom comes from thinking and experience. Experience and thinking have more power when one has a willingness to fail in order to succeed. Failure is the beginning of chaos and questioning. Failure is the catalyst of great success and brilliance. The joy of personal success is in the journey toward wisdom. " - Larry John

 

I will be the first to tell you to "listen to my advise first"...because if you listen to my advise "last" you might actually take my advise...and that's too much pressure on me to be right. - Larry John

 

I have found that people cause me great stress. So why do I continue to like them? - Larry John

 

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we have to pay for it. - Larry John

 

I have given up on life but I still have a problem with death. - Larry John

 

When the mind is not working it works the best of all. - Larry John

 

Never unlock the door to the Lion's cage if you're not prepared. The LION will most certainly come out and ROAR and EAT you alive. That's what LIONS do. It is a scary thing. Passions are a lot like  LIONS....if you are not prepared for them....they will "eat you alive."   LIONS are wonderful, incredible, and powerful  and so are passions. I don't believe in keeping my passions in a cage. However, you must be prepared when you allow your passions to come out of your "self-made" cage.  When you let your passions out of the cage, either the ROAR of extreme happiness or the ROAR of extreme terror will follow. Passions are what "WE" make them. - Larry John

 

Where can you find a good hearted person? Heart disease is the world's number one problem. - Larry John

 

I would like to a friend to everyone as long as I can change my mind from time-to-time. - Larry John

 

I think LIFE IS FAIR. - Larry John

 

People want more than they deserve for the effort they are willing to give.  - Larry John

 

It makes me sad to see how sad people are more than it makes me happy to see how happy people are. Why is that? - Larry John

 

The thing that costs the most in life is freedom. It certainly ain't free. - Larry John

 

Don't bother me with the details unless you are very specific. - Larry John

 

Is it possible to be so tired you can't sleep? - Larry John

 

What is the difference between HIP and HEP?  - Larry John

 

Giving up means you have no character of conviction and commitment... or maybe it means you saw how stupid it would be to continue. Giving up might be the most intelligent thing you could do. - Larry John

 

Most people start at the beginning and proceed forward. I like to start at the end and work backwards. That way I am never surprised with what happens. - Larry John

 

I love being convinced that I need to change my mind, but I may change my mind about that so don't try to convince me. - Larry John

 

Life is all about the learning to allow it to happen. - Larry John

 

What makes you think you are right just because you think you are? Maybe two "thinks" don't make a right. - Larry John

 

Don't try to make me mad... or I may just let you. - Larry John

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Pretty is as pretty does. Ugly is as ugly does. Pretty ugly is always pretty ugly. - Larry John

 

Good men are hard to find if you look in the wrong places. - Larry John

 

We lose more and more freedoms everyday...but never stop fighting for your right to party. - Larry John

 

I say a woman's place in any place she wants to be. - Larry John

 

We all want to be loved... and we are...but just by the wrong people. - Larry John

 

No Government is the best government ... So be careful what you ask for or you just might pay for it ten times more than it is worth.- Larry John

 

Call me crazy but that's insane. - Larry John

 

People love out-going people. That's what I hope our President will be. - Larry John

 

I listen with my heart more than I listen with my ears. - Larry John

 

When I grow up I want to grow up. - Larry John

 

People tell me I make them think. They say it makes them tired. Are they tired of me or of thinking? I hope it is me. - Larry John

 

I would love the concept of reincarnation only if I could comeback as ME... except taller, skinnier, smarter, more handsome, with more hair, plenty of hard muscles, more popular, more talented, more influential, and living with hundreds of beautiful women who take care of my every desire. Oh yeah...and RICH. - Larry John

 

I didn't  think about my ankle much until I sprained it. Then the pain was constantly on my mind.  I didn't think much about my parents either...until they were gone. I need to start thinking sooner. - Larry John

 

There is no happiness that comes from ENDURING life. The excitement of life come from LIVING it. - Larry John

 

When I die and fall into that final, peaceful, deep sleep... I sure hope I wake up. - Larry John

 

A successful life is so misunderstood and so underrated. - Larry John

 

If I would stay out of my way, I might be able to get somewhere. - Larry John

 

It is impossible to change many things without starting over completely. - Larry John

 

I believe in CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE as long as it CIVIL. - Larry John

 

If you lose yourself in the everyday struggles of life, where do you go to find yourself? - Larry John

 

Am I really the person I see in the mirror or is the mirror distorted by my mind to show me the person I hope I am? - Larry John

 

Most of our lives are quite humorous...but no one is laughing. - Larry John

 

Making people do the "right thing" for the "right reason" isn't always RIGHT. - Larry John

 

More and more I know less and less "for sure" ... until very soon I will know NOTHING and then I will be able to learn. - Larry John

 

It is amazing how much people talk without saying anything. - Larry John

 

As a SUPER POWER, I don't think the United State is that SUPER. - Larry John

 

Love no one until you love yourself or your motive for love is flawed. - Larry John

 

Any time a person is compelled to tell you about their honesty, moral character, and love of GOD... run away from them as fast as you can. - Larry John

 

I love the concept of KARMA. "You reap what you sew." The fact is, you can't beat the system. Now that's justice.  - Larry John

 

You can't run before you crawl, but as this analogy relates to THINKING.... a lot of people sure try. I may be one of them. - Larry John

 

Sex is not what we want as much as NEW sex. - Larry John

 

I would never kill a COW, but I love to eat hamburgers. I would never kill a person, but I allow our government go to war and kill people without saying anything. I allow a lot of things to happen that I would never do. So if I allow it, or if I do it, what's the difference? It still happens. How many times do I have to wash my hands? - Larry John

 

I love Rock 'n Roll but I can't define it. I love the taste of a lemon, but I can't describe it. I like the color blue but I can't defend it.  I love many people that I have never met but words fail to explain why. Some things in life you just love for no other reason than you just do. - Larry John

 

I think we should call killing even in a "war " MURDER. What's the difference? The person is every bit as dead regardless of our "righteous or vengeful" reasons. - Larry John

 

I love to exercise the second I am done. - Larry John

 

Eating is such fun. I always hunger for it. - Larry John

 

I don't want to seem smug, but where have all the smart people gone? - Larry John

 

Who decides who is HOT? What's wrong with short, fat, and bald? It works for me. - Larry John

 

Nothing is FREE in life except the opinions of others...but if you follow their opinions... you'll pay for it. - Larry John

 

 "I love you" is the biggest and most frequent LIE. Now "I love you" means NOTHING. - Larry John

 

You've got to love GOD if you know what's good for you. - Larry John

 

I love to use powerful words but most people call these words swearing. - Larry John

 

Judging by what I have observed hate is enjoyed more than love. - Larry John

 

God is like my ribs. I have never seen my ribs, but I think I felt them once when I was skinnier. I think I felt GOD once when I was younger.- Larry John

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Being a recluse sure doesn't  leave much time for partying. - Larry John

 

Death is so final. It takes all the fun out of living. - Larry John

 

Why is it  that there are so many insects in the world? Do they think they are humans? - Larry John

 

Show me a man who says he's a great lover and I will show you a woman who's a great liar. - Larry John

 

Families are forever. So are hemorrhoids. - Larry John

 

I should exercise more but I might live longer. - Larry John

 

I like going to the ZOO and watching all the people act like animals. - Larry John

 

I want to make the world a better place, but what would this country be without Republicans? - Larry John

 

I sure am glad I have misanthropy or I might really like people. - Larry John

 

I really think that everyone's path is different. I like the back roads. - Larry John

 

Just because you call yourself a man of God doesn't mean that God sees it that way. - Larry John

 

People who say, "At least I have my health" wish they had more. - Larry John

 

If you really want to make me laugh, stop trying. - Larry John

 

Only crazy people are truly happy... and they don't know it - Larry John

 

As long as the voters are dumber than our elected politicians, we deserve what we get. - Larry John

 

Our children are our future and just like them it doesn't look BRIGHT. - Larry John

 

Anyone who wants to grow up to be the President of the United States should not be allowed to become educated. It worked for BUSH and he was a two-term President. - Larry John

 

I think that stupidity is contagious. - Larry John

 

The only thing we have to fear is everything we read and hear. - Larry John

 

I try to not to judge anyone but the favor is seldom returned. - Larry John

 

It is easy to call someone a FRIEND if you don't see them much. - Larry John

 

How do you know when you pass happy and go to drunk? - Larry John

 

Be careful WHO you love. There is always a price. - Larry John

 

I love the fact that I can be in MAUI and talk to someone in ORLANDO, unless they call me. - Larry John

 

We all love "making love." But why do we have to "make" it? - Larry John

 

Who decides when hot is hot and cold is cold? - Larry John

 

Can you have more than one BEST friend? - Larry John

 

My Mother told me to never be unkind to anyone. Was my Mother the only one to say that? - Larry John

 

Most people go to College but never leave Junior High. - Larry John

 

I heard someone call the President an IDIOT today. Why must we be so politically correct? - Larry John

 

What do "Conservatives" conserve? - Larry John

 

When people say, "Do you have minute to talk?" They don't mean 60 seconds. - Larry John

 

When I was a child I used to imagine a different world. I still do. - Larry John

 

It is hard to judge a man that you don't know, but we all do. - Larry John

 

I used to believe that LOVE conquers all.  I now think that LOVE is the cause of all things that need to be conquered. - Larry John

 

Is it really possible to blame everything bad about you on your MOTHER or FATHER? - Larry John

 

I have never known a person who wasn't a bigot in some way or another, even though they would never admit it in a million years . Bigotry is hard to hide. - Larry John

 

Never call a man pretty, darling, precious, lovely, nice, or cute. Men want to be SEXY. - Larry John

 

It's hard to think when everyone else wants to think for you.  - Larry John

 

How come we tell the best lies to ourselves?  - Larry John

 

There is nothing more selfish than LOVE. - Larry John

 

Watching someone sing is such a funny thing to watch if you plug your ears.  - Larry John

 

Never trust anyone who says, "You can trust me."  - Larry John

 

There are nearly 300,000,000 people now in the United States.  There is a "net gain" of one new person every 14 seconds. Why are we doing this? When is enough, enough? Do we really need MORE people? I vote for more food and clean air. - Larry John

 

Letting go of your "youth" and growing old with enthusiasm, self-respect and dignity can only be done with a lot of denial. - Larry John

 

People love to complain about everything and that's my biggest complaint. - Larry John

 

I have to close my eyes to be alone. People sure get in the way of solitude. - Larry John

 

I wish I were KING of the world.  I could get so much more done. - Larry John

 

The more I am with people the more I want to be alone and the more I am alone the more I want to be with people...until I am. - Larry John

 

Life is funny. If you don't laugh at it...you would quickly dehydrate.  - Larry John

 

Please help me understand why "shopping" has become an art form? - Larry John

 

Politicians make me sick. If they are allowed to spread they might infect us all.  - Larry John

 

You can do anything you want as long as you don't do anything you want.  - Larry John

 

We as a nation have very little WE left in our nation.  - Larry John

 

If we have "nothing to hide" why do we spend so much time hiding it?  - Larry John

 

Too much WEALTH and POWER is held by too FEW people.  - Larry John

 

I like a beautiful lady who knows she is beautiful. Most women always wonder.  - Larry John

 

I am always amazed how often I have to decide to tell the truth. It should be easier. - Larry John

 

Don't let others think for you. You need to start thinking for them. - Larry John

 

Innocence is hard to keep. - Larry John

 

All politicians lie. We just need to vote for the politician who feels bad about it and lies LESS. - Larry John

 

You can preach all day.... but until people WANT to do what you tell them...they will listen to you but they can't hear you. - Larry John

 

Sex, Power, and Money! That's it. - Larry John

 

There is no such thing as a fair election. - Larry John

 

When people do the right thing for the right reason they are usually wrong. - Larry John

 

There are no "good guys" in life. -Larry John

 

When people tell me to "GO TO HELL!"... how do they think I would be able to do that? -Larry John

 

Why do so many people think that THEY are RIGHT? If my wife has taught me anything... I am always wrong. And that make perfect sense to her. -Larry John

 

No matter how "right" your motivation is for "making" people do what YOU believe is right ...you can win the battle but you can never win the war. -Larry John

 

In order to fight a "good" war, you really ought to know WHO you are fighting. -Larry John

 

Show me a man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, and I will show you a really DUMB man. -Larry John

 

People are so overrated. -Larry John

 

Life can be so confusing to the confused. - Larry John

 

When will you stop asking for other people's opinion? Do you want to know what I think? - Larry John

 

I want to help people be happy. But so few people want to happy it saddens me. - Larry John

 

Tell me a lie and be honest about it. - Larry John

 

Even when it is totally dark you still have to close your eyes to sleep. Why is that? - Larry John

 

It depresses me to be so happy. -Larry John

 

I try to see the good in everyone. But  I have failed miserably.  -Larry John

 

I talked to a women the other day who just got back from Alaska. She was a little cold to me.  Larry John

 

If you are depressed don't tell anyone. They will always try and talk you out of it. -Larry John

 

Why is it we always want what we can't have when we already have what we really want. - Larry John

 

If your wife asks you "how do I  look?" there is really only one good answer. - Larry John

 

I don't think that being stupid is a good excuse. - Larry John

 

It is not easy being an atheist. You can't blame anything on God. - Larry John

 

I have run out of things I want to buy. How sad. - Larry John

 

Times are changing. I am not sure I am NORMAL anymore. - Larry John

 

Kissing seems so stupid when you watch other people do it. - Larry John

 

You never have enough time to do NOTHING. - Larry John

 

Stop the madness. You can't blame everything on GOD. - Larry John

 

Most people really WANT to be told how to live their lives.  If that weren't the case there would be no one in Church on Sunday morning. - Larry John

 

Helping people to learn who don't really want to learn really teaches you something. - Larry John

 

I am constantly trying to simplify my life in a complicated manner.   - Larry John

 

People are like mosquitoes. You shouldn't spend a lot of time with them or they will suck the life blood right out of you.  - Larry John

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I don't care for people who don't care for me. - Larry John

 

Death is such a defining moment in life. - Larry John

 

I am always amazed to talk to people who think their way of thinking is the only way to think... when I know good and well that MY way is. - Larry John

 

Why is it the smarter I get the dumber I feel? - Larry John

 

The older I get the more I think that people need to hear my opinion and they don't. - Larry John

 

The hardest part about setting a budget we can live with is setting a budget we can live with. - Larry John

 

How RICH do you have to be to stop trying to be RICH? - Larry John

 

Doing the right thing for the right reason is much better than doing the right thing for the wrong reason or doing the wrong thing for the right reason. - Larry John

 

I love it when I am so happy it makes me CRY. - Larry John

 

The best part about being stupid is you are the only one who doesn't know it. - Larry John

 

The  more I give to people the more I wish I didn't have more to give. - Larry John

 

Life may be like a "box of chocolates" to some....but to me... Life is more like a CAN OF WORMS. - Larry John

 

I am a practical man. If a beautiful woman tries to seduce me I run away from her as fast as I can. Better I regret "what might have been" the rest of my life than to regret "what might have been" the rest of my life. - Larry John

 

The secret to a successful business is simple....Find out what people want and give it to them.- Larry John

 

Whoever said "don't throw the baby out with the bath water" never raised a teenager. - Larry John

 

Stop trying to be happy. Just DO it. - Larry John

 

 You will never get rich by trying not to be poor.  - Larry John

 

We must expand our thinking on education not school. - Larry John

 

I wish more people were humble and teachable and would stop trying to humble and teach me. - Larry John

 

I just saw a girl I used to "love" in high school. I now know two things for sure...Love is blind and time changes everything. - Larry John

 

If when we die, that's all there is. I don't care now and I really won't then.  - Larry John

 

After the honeymoon, staying married has very little to do with love. Marriage is a "commitment to the commitment." The main reason you stay married is because you said you would... and you keep your word. Love helps make marriage more fun and enjoyable, but it is not the reason you stay married. If you think it is... you will eventually be single. - Larry John

 

FAITH is an interesting concept. We are asked to believe in something that can't be proved and may not even exist as if it did exist and was proven to be true. You know, that takes a lot of faith. - Larry John

 

People who say they are "high on life" normally get assistance. - Larry John

 

I love people who want to be rich and famous. They are so easy to manipulate. - Larry John

 

People of the world worship hundreds of different Gods. And their God is always the ONLY TRUE GOD. Wouldn't it be funny if they were ALL just imaginary friends. - Larry John

 

I can't tell you how much I hate people who hate. - Larry John

 

The more I know about the workings of politics the less I wish the politicians would work.- Larry John

 

I am excited about the "journey" of life.  I hope the final destination is a long way away. - Larry John

 

Where do you find true happiness, you ask? You can't FIND it. Stop looking and it will find you. - Larry John

 

Life is just one big SHOW about NOTHING....so join the cast....you have NOTHING to add.- Larry John

 

Don't call me fat when I am eating an expensive dinner. - Larry John

 

"All things come to he who waits"...but I don't want ALL things... so do I have to wait? - Larry John

 

I want to stop working when I die. That seems like the perfect time to retire. But until then... I work like there is no tomorrow. And if I keep working at this pace...there might not be.  - Larry John

 

Keep gasoline prices HIGH! Because the only way to make gasoline affordable again is to make other fuels more affordable than gasoline. High prices for gasoline is the catalyst for making us develop new fuels. When all of us run our cars on these other fuels,  you can have all the cheap gasoline you want. But you won't want any.- Larry John

 

Warning: Your religion could be hazardous to my health. - Larry John

 

How old do you have to be to be old?- Larry John

 

I like to imagine beautiful young women as they will be when they are old and grey. It sure takes the lust out of life. - Larry John

 

 Watching TV is a lot like having an imaginary friend. - Larry John

 

I believe in exercising my Mind AND my Body. It is easier to see my body's muscles than my well exercised brain, but I don't have to take my shirt off. - Larry John

 

A pretty person with no intelligence is like a beautiful glass with no water.  Pretty soon you get tired of pretty. - Larry John

 

I don't believe in WAR for any reason and I am ready to fight to the death to defend that belief. - Larry John

 

I think we spend too much time taking polls to see what we think. I don't need a poll. - Larry John

 

I would like to see the day when we would make War a War Crime. - Larry John

 

What type of government will the Christians have when Jesus comes back to earth to rule and reign? Sounds to me like a dictatorship. A good and fair dictatorship perhaps, but a dictatorship for all intents and purposes. - Larry John

 

All religions claim they are right and all other religions are wrong. I agree with all but one of these two premises. - Larry John

 

When we were children we used to tell people what we would become when we grew up. Not many of us were right. - Larry John

 

When I was younger I would work so I could buy all the toys. Now that I have all the toys, I am working to get rid of them. - Larry John

 

I hate the fact all of us will die. The concept of HEAVEN sure makes death easier to accept. Now if I could only accept the concept of HEAVEN. - Larry John

 

Being alone is wonderful until you are.- Larry John

 

I love people of FAITH, but I would rather be lead by people of EXPERIENCE.- Larry John

 

If it sounds too good to be true, you probably need it in writing.- Larry John

 

It is surprising how AT HOME I feel AT HOME. - Larry John

 

When it is inconvenient to live the peaceful teachings of religion, many religious people get amnesia conveniently. - Larry John

 

If HEAVEN is as it has been described to me...that would be HELL to me. - Larry John

 

I believe that everyone should take at least one nap a day. I never get tired of them. - Larry John

 

I love being naked as long as I have clothes on while I am. - Larry John

 

The future is bright for those of us who are. - Larry John

 

I like people who DISAGREE with me much more than those who AGREE with me. I believe them more. - Larry John

 

It is hard to tell a good story when my wife is listening. She corrects all my exaggerations and makes me tell the truth. And if you can't exaggerate and you have to tell the truth, why tell a good story?  - Larry John

 

 Marriage is NOT a signed piece of paper. - Larry John

 

I think it is funny how much talking gets in the way of good communication.  - Larry John

 

If we had a "woman" President of the United States would everyone call her a BITCH just because she was powerful, decisive, self confident, directed, and determined?  Why is it that every woman who possesses all these characteristics is a BITCH when a man with the same characteristics is powerful, decisive, self confident, directed, and determined?- Larry John

 

If "life is what we make it" how come so many people choose to make it so sad? - Larry John

 

I want to grow up to be a GOD. I know I have the potential. - Larry John

 

Who decides the "shape" our bodies should look like? What's pretty and what is ugly? Tall, short, fat, thin, long hair, short hair, blonde hair, brown hair, black hair, light skinned, dark skinned, blue eyes, brown eyes, black eyes, round face, long face, long nose, short nose, big lips, small lips, high checks, low checks, big breasts, small breasts, big muscles, no muscles, big butt, small butt, long legs, short ,legs, big feet, small feet, and on and on? Is there only one right answer? The way people talk about beauty you would think so. - Larry John

 

Do we really have to get along? - Larry John

 

If you want to get back to the Garden of Eden stop doing it by the sweat of your brow. The more you try to get back the farther away you get. Just allow life to happen and the Garden will come to you. - Larry John

 

Our representative form of government is supposed to be "of the people" and "by the people." And for 1% of the people...it is.  - Larry John

 

I don't believe in God....and God help them that do. - Larry John

 

A movie and popcorn are a lot like a husband and wife...neither is as good without the other.- Larry John

 

Am I the only one who thinks love songs are silly? Love is blind and so are people who write love songs. They sure don't live in my world. - Larry John

 

If you want to enjoy your vacation... don't plan it. Let it happen. - Larry John

 

I know why people still plant vegetable gardens. They have a taste for life. - Larry John

 

Money should give you the privilege to work less, not more. - Larry John

 

Most of life is just plain stupid and that which isn't is just plain crazy. - Larry John

 

In order to have a happy and full life...DO NOTHING as much as you can. - Larry John

 

I wonder if Jehovah, Jesus, Buddha, Allah, and all the thousands of Gods like getting together to watch boxing, drink beer, and smoke cigars? - Larry John

 

Please stop calling the United States a "Christian-Judeo" country... or there is a whole bunch of us that will have to leave. - Larry John

 

 If you are right...I must be wrong...and that doesn't seem right. - Larry John

 

It takes "two to tango" and just one idiot to declare war. Why is dancing so hard?- Larry John

 

Just when I think I am so different from everyone else.... I realize that so is everyone else. - Larry John

 

It's wonderful that we have the ability to talk. If we only had the ability to know when not to. - Larry John

 

I think there should be a "term limit" on being a Super Power. - Larry John

 

I don't want to live a life defined by a society, a religion, a country, a culture, or anyone other than myself.  I want to be as "authentic" as I can and I want others to have the freedom to be able to do the same.- Larry John

 

Living life with your eyes wide open isn't easy, but if you don't open your eyes, you might as well be blind. - Larry John

 

Come on, who really thinks that all the great minds in Washington D.C. are great minds? - Larry John

 

I love the rainy days, the sunny days, the hot days, the cold days, the long days, the short days, the sad days and the happy days....maybe I am just glad I've got days. You can never have too many. - Larry John

 

I think if the "founding fathers" of the United States were alive today, they would take up arms and fight for freedom and liberty right here in America the home of the not-so-free and not-so-brave. - Larry John

 

Wouldn't it be funny if we talked about SEX as much as we talk about the WEATHER? Now that would be interesting. .- Larry John

 

Show me a man who loves his wife and I will show you a man who loves life. - Larry John

 

I think that soon people will stop warring and start living life in peace. But people keep proving me wrong. - Larry John

 

The older I become the younger I think. - Larry John

 

I really love people unless I have to be around them. - Larry John

 

If you aren't crazy when you become famous, you soon will be. - Larry John

 

You must stand up for what you believe. But sit down when you find out you are wrong. - Larry John

 

I wonder if other people talk about me as much as I talk about them? - Larry John

 

If you are not careful life can be like walking on a treadmill. You do a lot of sweating and you go nowhere. - Larry John

 

When I die... I want to die laughing. - Larry John

 

I want to always THINK as if I were 25 years old. I am young enough to believe the future is bright and old enough to know I don't know everything yet.  - Larry John

 

The only thing better than leaving home is coming back. - Larry John

 

Why is it that I cry when people are sad and when people are happy? - Larry John

 

When I die I hope I can come back as the Buddha. I like sitting under trees and thinking.. - Larry John

 

I love crazy people. They seem so happy. I wonder if they know it. Now wouldn't that be crazy. - Larry John

 

I think that people who enjoy watching BOXING don't like people much. - Larry John

 

People can rationalize anything. Rational thinking has nothing to do with truth. - Larry John

 

My wife loves me and she knows me. That always amazes me. - Larry John

 

I spend a lot of time thinking about thinking. - Larry John

 

I want to do everything I want to do in life before I die. That's a good reason to keep the "to do list" as long as possible. - Larry John

 

I love when my grand children come to visit and when they leave. - Larry John

 

Remember DOG spelled backwards is GOD. Be careful who you kick. - Larry John

 

We must FEED THE HUNGRY before they can THINK. When they are FULL....they can truly THINK and change.. - Larry John

 

John Lennon said it best. IMAGINE: "No Heaven, No Hell, Living for today, No Country, No Religion, Living life in Peace, No Possessions, No Greed or Hunger, a Brotherhood of man, and Sharing all the World."- There are millions of us DREAMERS. "I'm not the only one.... Join us and the World will live as one." Thanks John.

 

Killing your enemies will only create more enemies. In order to stop creating more and more enemies....stop killing them and start talking to them. - Larry John

 

I believe in being in control but never controlling.- Larry John

 

Men always want to see the part of a woman's body which is always covered up with clothes. An elbow would be an exciting "turn on" if always kept covered. - Larry John

 

Why is it that I want everyone to love me...  but I want to be extremely selective on who I love. - Larry John

 

As a devoted pacifist I can find no reason for war. I look forward to the day we talk to each other and refuse to kill each other.- Larry John

 

I want the whole world to know me and admire me... but I sure as hell don't want to be famous. - Larry John

 

Watching children dance fills me with joy. They are just dancing and letting the music move them. - Larry John

 

People who think they belong to the "higher class" have no class at all. - Larry John

 

It is hard to live in Realityland when most everyone else lives in Fantasyland. - Larry John

 

The people who know me the best know very little about me. - Larry John

 

We need more people in the world who are color blind. - Larry John

 

Let me get straight to the point in a roundabout way. - Larry John

 

I wonder if people who died young regret it? - Larry John

 

I don't mind being around friends if they shut up and let me talk about me. - Larry John

 

Show me a person who always wants to talk about the past and I will show you a person who has no future.  - Larry John

 

I have no admiration, respect, honor, esteem, degree of deference, or hold in high regard any POLITICIAN. And the sooner everyone feels the same... the better for all of us AND the politicians. - Larry John

 

 People who say, "Let me make myself perfectly clear" always confuse me. - Larry John

 

People who find it necessary to always be talking about GOD really scare me. - Larry John

 

People who are full of "advice" are normally full of it. - Larry John

 

People talk more about what is "bad" in life than what is "good."  And the sad thing is most of us are more interested in hearing the bad. No one wants to listens to... "My life is so wonderful."  - Larry John

 

I find it easy to stay on a diet staring with breakfast and ending at lunch. - Larry John

 

The only thing worse than getting so much email is not getting ANY. - Larry John

 

We all have way too much stuff to be truly happy.  - Larry John

 

I have no desire keep up with the newest trends, styles, and fads in clothes. It takes a lot of time and effort  to look like no one else before everyone looks like everyone else.  - Larry John

 

If you are still skinny after the age of 50, you have an eating disorder.  - Larry John

 

If you have yell to make your point, no one is listening to what you're saying. - Larry John

 

I have found that saying the words out loud to your favorite song really sounds stupid without the music. - Larry John

 

I think that this life is all there is....but I hope I am wrong! - Larry John

 

If the good always die young...what does that make the rest of us who don't?- Larry John

 

God is NOT dead....but he isn't feeling too well. - Larry John

 

Conversation and talking are not the same thing. - Larry John

 

What divides humanity most is man's desire to unite us. - Larry John

 

In order to get a good night's sleep...close your eyes. In order to love your friends...do the same. - Larry John

 

How funny does funny need to be to make people laugh? - Larry John

 

I would refuse to be in a dysfunctional relationship... but I really like my family and friends. - Larry John

 

I hate people who can't control their temper. It sends me into an out of control rage. - Larry John

 

There is no place like home. That's why we spend so much time at the mall. - Larry John

 

Intelligence gets no respect these days. - Larry John

 

You always know the motives of your enemies, it's the motives of your friends that you need to beware of. - Larry John

 

I love people who make it clear they don't like me....They never ask to borrow money from me. - Larry John

 

People choose to believe in God. I choose to believe that God is a RADISH. Does that make it so? - Larry John

 

If Heaven is such a wonderful place....why do we do everything possible not to die? - Larry John

 

There is no such thing as a "good kill" no matter how bad or dangerous a person might be. - Larry John

 

Preachers who want to make the "big bucks" need to know more about "Show Biz" than God. - Larry John

 

Why is it people ask so many rhetorical questions? - Larry John

 

I refuse to judge people. I am a lousy judge. - Larry John

 

Humans will eventually kill everything... either through apathy, hate or love. - Larry John

 

I know I can't change the world and maybe that's a good thing.- Larry John

 

Stay out of politics if you know what's good for us. - Larry John

 

People who tell you they never lie....are lying. - Larry John

 

A spoonful of sugar may help the medicine go down, but don't take too much medicine or you will get fat.. - Larry John

 

The answer to the great mystery of life is...there is no great mystery to life. - Larry John

 

I don't need a CHURCH to tell me what is good and what is evil. I can come up with my conclusions on my own. Most of the time I agree with GOD but seldom with a CHURCH - Larry John

 

If you have to act like you are having a good time... find a new party. - Larry John

 

If you want people to stop doing "evil"... stop telling them what it is. - Larry John

 

Why do we spend so much time thinking about sex while at the same time spend so much time trying not to think about it?- Larry John

 

Never do today what you should have done yesterday. If it wasn't that important yesterday it will probably be less important today. - Larry John

 

If you want to get more done faster...SLOW DOWN - Larry John

 

I love to look at a beautiful woman...unless she sees me looking. - Larry John

 

If Jesus is really coming to kill the sinners and "rapture" only the faithful, he must of changed his philosophy and  doctrine drastically from the last time he was here on earth. - Larry John

 

I'm glad I'm retired. I have never been so busy.- Larry John

 

It seems to me that Christians agree more with the OLD TESTAMENT than with the NEW TESTAMENT. It is impossible for  "eye-for-an-eye judgment" and "mercy, forgiveness, and love" to sleep in the same bed. - Larry John

 

 I refuse to trust people who say, "Trust me." - Larry John

 

They say, "Don't worry be happy!" ...and that worries me.  - Larry John

 

There is no other country on earth like the United States of America....and thank GOD for that! - Larry John

 

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Never trust a God who loves you so much he will kill you if you don't love him. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who doesn't like Rock 'N Roll. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who makes you go to Church. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who says, "Read My BOOK" and won't give personal interviews. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who eats RED MEAT. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who believes in polarities. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who doesn't trust you. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who is powerless to raise money for the Church without asking you for some. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who lies sometimes for a good reason. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who wants you to believe that sex is evil. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who believes Men should rule and Women should follow them. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who doesn't laugh a lot. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who says OOOPPPPSS. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who seems unhappy and angry. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who blesses a righteous war. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who commands you to have babies. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who has a favorite COUNTRY. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who allows his "Will" be done....but not yours. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who builds lots of Churches. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who won't let you think for yourself. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who only lives in ONE church. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who plays hide-and-seek. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who doesn't know EVERYTHING. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who needs you to worship at his feet. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who needs YOUR help. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who has "chosen" people. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who picks favorites. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who asks others to do his dirty work. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who tells you to be happy...and then takes all the fun out of life. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who doesn't love a prostitute as much as a virgin. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who has a lot of wives. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who won't give you his address. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who thinks women are sex objects. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who holds grudges. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who brags a lot. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who curses you because of your lack of faith. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who belittles you. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who hides when you need him the most. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who can't take a joke. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who asks you to kill in his name. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who is always wanting a new virgin. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who decides the outcome of the Super Bowl. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who talks trash. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who is a fight promoter. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who believes in HOLY WARS. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who gets involved in POLITICS. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who doesn't know how to have a good time.- Larry John

 

Never trust a God who spends a lot of time at the gym. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who needs you to be good for him to be happy.- Larry John

 

Never trust a God who sees everything in terms of GOOD and EVIL. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who dresses in robes. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who takes life too seriously. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who rewards you for being poor. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who says dancing is a sin. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who judges your religious affiliation more than your heart. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who kicks you out of Heaven because of your sexual preference. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who created a HELL. - Larry John

 

Never trust a God who keeps changing his mind. - Larry John

 

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The day you stop blaming others for your problems is the day you are truly an adult. - Larry John

 

One of the best suggestions I can make when raising children is be "responsive" but not "responsible." - Larry John

 

I want to be SOLD not TOLD. - Larry John

 

Definition of WAR: War is when a few RICH, POWERFUL, and OLD men start yelling at each other claiming their "view" is  ONLY TRUE VIEW and thousands of YOUNG men die to prove the OLD MEN are RIGHT. - Larry John

 

We all know we are going to die....but I still don't like the idea of it.. - Larry John

 

What happens when the United States in no longer the only World SUPER Power? - Larry John

 

School should be for learning something not for getting something. I want my degree to mean I "learned" not just "passed." - Larry John

 

If you think something is impossible....you're right. If you think something is possible...you're right. I may be wrong...but I think I'm right....and if I THINK I am right....I AM....Life is how I perceive it....and Life is how YOU perceive it....It is possible for BOTH of us to be RIGHT and NOT agree...according to how we think....for as we THINK....so is it.- Larry John

 

I think that graveyards are silly. If the eventual result of burying a person is to eventually have their bodies decompose and "turn to dust"... for everyone's sake speed up the process. Cremation is so much faster, less expensive, and takes up much less space. - Larry John

 

I may be in DENIAL but it is better than being in the Mississippi. - Larry John

 

Thinking is as thinking does. Take notice of a person's life and you will know the quality of his thinking. It's is as certain as a law of physics. For every action there is an equal an opposite reaction. Good thinking produces good results. Now all you have to do is define "good." We may not agree. - Larry John

 

I don't want to die but I don't want to live artificially when I am too old, crazy, or ill to live for real. It takes the fun out of living. Life is worth living when it is worth living. - Larry John

 

Ain't the thinking of politicians great? Do it for the votes, not because it is the right thing to do. - Larry John

 

Fantasy becomes reality to those who only think with their feelings and forget to include their mind.- Larry John

 

Logic is so illogical to most people. - Larry John

 

We spend so much time talking to others and very little time listening to ourselves. - Larry John

 

In order to find true happiness you have to be truly happy first. - Larry John

 

If the most important things in life are free why are they costing me a fortune? - Larry John

 

I am always amazed how amazing I am. - Larry John

 

The only way to avoid divorce is to stay married. - Larry John

 

Come on....be honest. How bad does SEX have to be to be bad? - Larry John

 

I have lived the SPRING of my life. I have lived the SUMMER of my life. I am in the FALL of my life and soon WINTER begins. I am well SEASONED.  - Larry John

 

Music is so much a part of my life I am not sure where I begin and the music stops.  - Larry John

 

Wherever I go I find it hard to leave. If I am at my home on Maui it is hard to leave. If I am at my Ranch it is hard to leave. If I am at my home in Arizona it is hard to leave. Wherever I am I am perfectly at HOME. - Larry John

 

Now that the administration and government "fakes" and "stages" its own REAL NEWS reports...  will they have to pay royalties to the Screen Actors Guild? - Larry John

 

Why do we keep electing "law makers" to Congress who feel the necessity to keep creating more and more laws? Write your Congress person and have them take their entire term off and go to the beach. We should stop electing "law makers" and elect more people to Congress called "no new laws and get rid of as many dumb laws as you can" makers. - Larry John

 

If you really have to say something stupid....DON'T! - Larry John

 

Why do we want government to pass a law to give us all the "things" we want and then afterwards realize we will pay for it. - Larry John

 

I am really tired of people "protecting me" from myself. - Larry John

 

Why are we so obsessed with musicians, actors, TV stars, movie stars, models, singers, writers, directors, producers, and entertainment personalities in general? We know more about these "celebrities" than we do our children, brothers, sisters, parents, grandparents, and ourselves. We know more about people we don't know than people we do know. - Larry John

 

More and more I think less and less about more and more. - Larry John

 

The world you live in is nothing more than the "physical manifestation" of your current thinking. Everyone lives in the world of their choice based on their thinking. Change your thinking.... change your world. It is as you choose to make it. - Larry John

 

If you try to control life it will control you. If you allow life to happen you are in control. - Larry John

 

One of the main purposes of this life is to learn to love to do NOTHING, expect NOTHING, want NOTHING, desire NOTHING, and be attached to NOTHING. You can learn it now or you will learn it when you become old. Most people can’t understand this teaching until they are forced to. Age is a great teacher. NOTHING is the key to great happiness. - Larry John

 

If you must confess your “sins” …confess your sins to God not to another man. As for me…I don’t believe in sin. - Larry John

 

It takes a WISE man to know WISDOM when he sees it. - Larry John

 

No one is ALL GOOD or ALL BAD. As for me... my bad ain’t that bad and that's good... and bad. - Larry John

 

I have a good reputation and a bad reputation. It all depends on who you ask. At least I have one.- Larry John

 

I have come to realize that my thinking is not always universal truth. - Larry John

 

Some people who disagree with my thinking make perfect sense. - Larry John

 

We are all so busy living life that we have no time to live life. - Larry John

 

When was the last time someone told you he was a philosopher? Not many people admit to that anymore. - Larry John

 

Enjoy life now! Now is all there is! - Larry John

 

Laughing is such a funny thing to hear. It is so laughable. - Larry John

 

Love concurs all…unless it’s a call from a bill collector. Then money comes in pretty handy. - Larry John

 

There are always two sides to every story… unless three people are telling the story…and then there are three sides. - Larry John

 

The NEWS we receive is a lot like TRUTH….”What part of the NEWS (truth) to you want to hear?” We never get the WHOLE NEWS (truth) just the spin they want us to hear! - Larry John

 

I wish I saw the world through my wife’s eyes. Her world is so much greener. - Larry John

 

People make a lot of funny noises with their bodies. Most of them are disgusting to those of us who have to listen. - Larry John

 

The longer I am with “friends” the more I wonder why we want them. - Larry John

 

I am amazed how much we talk about our bodies and the weather. Most of the time neither are good enough - Larry John

 

I find it interesting that we few exceptions the HUMAN is the only animal that kills its own specie. The only "real" exception is the ANT. So much for higher intelligence! - Larry John

 

I enjoy reading most... the book inside of me. - Larry John

 

I too believe that Faith is important. Faith in WHAT is the question. - Larry John

 

Let no man or government control you out of fear. He who fears gives up his freedom. - Larry John

 

If you choose to be the leader you must choose to be the servant. - Larry John

 

Is religion part of the solution or part of the problem? - Larry John

 

"Let the dead bury the dead." So it is with the words of the dead....bury them and let YOUR mind give birth to YOUR words. - Larry John

 

If you desire happiness you will never be happy. Lose your desire to be happy and happiness will find you. - Larry John

 

“What about thou shall NOT kill don’t you understand?” God asked.- Larry John

 

Faith proceeds experience. Once you have "experience"... faith loses value. The goal of life is to have less faith and more experience. - Larry John

 

Science teaches us that we only use a small percentage of our brain power. Is that because we can’t use more or don’t choose to use more of its power? As for me, I CHOOSE TO USE! - Larry John

 

 I think that nothing is impossible... unless we think it is. - Larry John

 

“You can run but you cannot hide” but can you hide if you don’t run? - Larry John

 

If man’s best friend is his dog, that doesn’t say much for marriage. - Larry John

 

Some say “God is dead” ... so does that mean that he once lived...and if so... HOW did he die? - Larry John

 

“Thou shall not kill” in some small way must relate to WAR. - Larry John

 

We are all on a journey of self discovery but some of us aren’t very good scientists. - Larry John

 

I find that most of life is quite laughable and even when it is not; it’s a good idea to pretend it is. - Larry John

 

The only thing wrong with seeking enlightenment is it is impossible to go back to ignorance, but many try. - Larry John

 

Most men never grow up….they just grow older. - Larry John

 

As long as you think “it is all about you”… you’ve got it right. - Larry John

 

Don’t try and tell me what to do. It will make both of us unhappy. - Larry John

 

All work and no play means you're normal. - Larry John

 

It’s hard to find a loving Christian anymore. Even Jesus is coming back to kill more than half the world’s population… and that’s a good thing if you’re a loving Christian. - Larry John

 

Darwin must have been wrong about evolution. Man just doesn’t seem to change. - Larry John

 

Why did God give us the ability to think with reason and logic and then ask us to just have blind faith in so many illogical things? - Larry John

 

Fighting a war for whatever reason will never make it right. - Larry John

 

How is it that we humans have come so far and progressed so little? - Larry John

 

I have learned more about people by watching how horses treat each other. - Larry John

 

Maybe the reason that “life is not fair” is because we like it that way. - Larry John

 

Whoever said “Can’t we all just get along” must have been joking. - Larry John

 

History seems to tell us that man will always continue to kill in the name of God. I wonder how GOD feels about that? - Larry John

 

Everyone should be fat once so they could understand those of us who are. It’s really not that hard to do. - Larry John

 

Will Rogers said he “never met a man he didn’t like.”  Obviously, he never met a lot of the men I have met. - Larry John

 

If you don’t know what you are talking about…keep your mouth closed! It is also a great way to lose weight. - Larry John

 

Why is it that the two things people love to talk about the most….religion and politics….are the same two things you should never talk about with others? - Larry John

 

It seems it is the goal of the “very rich” to build the biggest and most expensive homes on the biggest and most expensive land, and try to always be on vacation someplace else. - Larry John

 

Before we had cell phones, how did we communicate? - Larry John

 

I love parties until it is time to clean up. - Larry John

 

It is amazing how people in the past ever got anything done without the Internet. Wait…I was one of those people. - Larry John

 

There are so many things we know that make very little difference in our lives. Life is not a big game of Jeopardy. - Larry John

 

The more you try to control your life the sadder you will be. Allow life to happen. - Larry John

 

Does knowledge have any real immediate value if it doesn’t have any real immediate effect on your life? - Larry John

 

Who decides what is moral and what isn’t? - Larry John

 

Now that you think you have it all figured out…. SO WHAT? - Larry John

 

Theists and Non-theists will never understand each other. It’s like two blind people using sign language to communicate. They both are going through the motions but neither one can see the other's point of view. - Larry John

 

You can’t force a country to desire democracy. When the country is ready, democracy will be desired. - Larry John

 

The earth is a great place to be if you think you are in heaven. - Larry John

 

Solitude is hard to find even when you’re alone. - Larry John

 

Why are there so many poor people and so few rich people? Is it the rich people’s fault or the poor people’s fault? - Larry John

 

Now-a-days it is hard to tell the good people from the bad people. - Larry John

 

The best thing about growing old is realizing that you are not that important… and you LIKE it that way. - Larry John

 

People want to be famous until they are…then turn the cameras off. - Larry John

 

I am going to give you some advice you won’t agree with. “NEVER give advice to your spouse, family members, or friends.” However if you do, you will agree with me. - Larry John

 

Why is it we feel free to get mad at people we love more than with people we don’t? - Larry John

 

I think going to the bathroom is the biggest “waste” of time. - Larry John

 

It is a good thing you don’t have to have specific shoes for everything you do in life or I would have to buy them. When does the madness end? - Larry John

 

Being right about all things all the time makes one very lonesome. And I know I am right about this. - Larry John

 

The longer I live the more I wonder… WHY? - Larry John

 

God’s joke is that we are already in HELL and we don’t know it. - Larry John

 

Being a God would be very boring. - Larry John

 

I have great love for all mankind until I meet a few of them. - Larry John

 

As if I didn’t have enough problems of my own, everyone seems to want to give me theirs. - Larry John

 

I agree with Shakespeare, “Life is a stage” but I keep getting mixed reviews. - Larry John

 

Digital cameras are great. You can take hundreds of pictures of people and things, when one picture was all you really needed. - Larry John

 

I love the names we give things. For example we call the fly “fly” because it does. We call the orange “orange” because it is. Using these words as examples; what’s your name? - Larry John

 

Life is NOT a contest. - Larry John

 

I am. Anything that follows “I am” makes me less not more. - Larry John

 

The best ideas and inventions for humanity are based on “need” not “want.” Unfortunately, people buy what they “want” not what they “need.” - Larry John

 

What if we believed all the “what ifs” people wanted us to think about? Tell me, what if we did? - Larry John

 

I wish people had volume controls. I would use my remote to MUTE most of them. - Larry John

 

How much of what we say would we say if we could hear ourselves saying it before we said it? - Larry John

 

If it is true “no good deed goes unpunished” I need to stop being so nice. - Larry John

 

Why is it that the most extraordinarily happy people are also the most extraordinarily boring people? - Larry John

 

You can take the MAN out of the CAVE, but it is hard to take the CAVEMAN out of the MAN. - Larry John

 

The more I know the more I know I don’t know. - Larry John

 

Life is all about the questions not the answers. The answers always change, the questions remain the same. - Larry John

 

Even extremely smart people make extremely stupid mistakes. - Larry John

 

They say that being a genius is very lonesome; I guess that’s why so many of us remain stupid. - Larry John

 

Most of us are going through life like walking on a treadmill. You do a lot of walking, but you remain in the same place you started. - Larry John

 

When I was a young child I believed in Santa Claus and Jesus. Then I traded them in for GIVING and LOVE. - Larry John

 

They say that seeing is believing, but more importantly, believing is seeing. As you see it, so is it. - Larry John

 

I choose to go through life with my MIND WIDE OPEN. - Larry John

 

People hate change even when being happy requires it. - Larry John

 

If the phone rings, we are compelled to answer it. When opportunity knocks, we are compelled to question it. - Larry John

 

Thinking is a lot like eating. Sometimes you just eat JUNK FOOD. - Larry John

 

Question your motives and then question your motive for questioning your motive. - Larry John

 

Don’t run before you can walk. Don’t answer before you question. - Larry John

 

Crazy people are easy to find. We know them when we see them, intelligent people are harder to find. We don’t always recognize them at first. Most intelligent people want it that way. - Larry John

 

Working hard is easy. Working easy is hard. - Larry John

 

Who do you choose to believe and who do you choose not to believe? I choose to believe only ME…. and I question ME most of the time. - Larry John

 

A person who chooses NOT to THINK, chooses not to progress. - Larry John

 

It is a lot more fun to be stupid. THINKING causes serious thought. - Larry John

 

Why is it that we believe what men wrote 2000 years ago and fail to believe what is written in our hearts and minds? - Larry John

 

I believe in NOW. NOW is all there is! - Larry John

 

I have noticed that everyone laughs. Intelligent people seem to laugh at the right times and for the right reasons. - Larry John

 

People spend hours and hours a week exercising their bodies; yet spend very little quality time exercising their mind. No wonder we not only lift dumbbells, we also become them. - Larry John

 

The mind is a terrible thing to waste.  - Larry John

 

If I can create it in my mind, it must be created physically too! - Larry John

 

I believe in the commitment of marriage. But if you are not careful, it will take the “fire” out of the woman and the “power” out of the man. - Larry John

 

Having children changes everything! - Larry John

 

The secret to life is that there is no secret. - Larry John

 

Life has no meaning. We give it meaning! - Larry John

 

Life is all about polarities…the greater a person’s ability to love… the greater a person’s ability to hate. - Larry John

 

I think the Bible is an old book. Readers beware! - Larry John

 

War never creates peace. - Larry John

 

Peace, Love, and Rock ‘N Roll are good for the soul. - Larry John

 

It’s hard to run away from yourself,,, unless your schizophrenic . - Larry John

 

Until you are willing to say “I don’t know” you can’t learn. - Larry John

 

Families are funny!  People you probably wouldn’t like… you LOVE. -- Larry John

 

Never trust just your heart. Never trust just your mind. Trust them both if they both agree. Getting them to agree is the hard part. - Larry John

 

The surest way to become financially RICH is to financially ENRICH the lives of others. - Larry John

 

The best way to save a lot of money is to not go shopping looking for bargains. - Larry John

 

Working hard is good for your soul. Working smart is good for your bank account. They are not the same thing. - Larry John

 

We are constantly looking for the next RUSH. Is it any wonder we are constantly RUSHING through life? - Larry John- Larry John

 

SPAM is not HAM! - Larry John

 

If ignorance is bliss, I love being sad. - Larry John

 

They say that “Children should be seen and not heard.” I feel the same way about most adults, except for the “seen” part. - Larry John

 

Don’t make any major decisions while you are on vacation. - Larry John

 

Being RICH is not a figure… it is a state of mind and a lifestyle. - Larry John

 

It is easier to GROW OLD than GROW UP. - Larry John

 

It is much easier to talk than to listen. - Larry John

 

Generally speaking we shouldn’t speak in general terms…generally. - Larry John

 

Just because you close your eyes doesn’t mean that something isn’t happening to you. - Larry John

 

A Democracy leaves no room for a minority view. - Larry John

 

Everyone is waiting for Jesus to come again… except all the other world religions. - Larry John

 

I might consider joining a church that doesn’t claim they are the only TRUE WAY to find God. But no religion is willing to admit they may be wrong. - Larry John

 

I long for the day I can truly close my eyes and relax for a while…but I think they call that death. - Larry John

 

I love to eat good food…but to me all food is good…so I keep eating. - Larry John

 

There is very little difference in not knowing how to read than not reading. The end result is the same. - Larry John

 

There is no such thing as FREE advice. There is a definite cost to those of us who have to listen. - Larry John

 

Whoever said “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch” was an evolutionist. - Larry John

 

Most of the time… Women give sex to get love and Men give love to get sex. - Larry John

 

Laughing at others is easier than laughing at one’s self, but both are equally as funny. - Larry John

 

It is easy to have high ideals as long as you don’t have to interface with others. - Larry John

 

I wish more people would see the world as I do. It would make it so much easier.- Larry John

 

I believe in the resurrection. I start everyday with it. - Larry John

 

Political ideologies are like sexual fantasies. They only happen in the mind. - Larry John

 

Where does one go to get away from one’s self? - Larry John

 

I don’t believe in guilt, and I feel bad about it. - Larry John

 

If you live in a dark room, turn the enlightenment on. - Larry John

 

How come it is so hard to find a real friend with whom you don’t have to be someone you are not? - Larry John

 

If you can’t be sincere…. fake it. - Larry John

 

Failure is the only sure way to succeed. - Larry John

 

Most of us work so we can play. However, if you are always playing…it becomes work. - Larry John

 

I love to watch television and I hate it. - Larry John

 

If you want to enjoy the dance of life hire a good band. - Larry John

 

I love to be alone… as long as I am getting along with me. - Larry John

 

We all love vacations until it is time to go home. - Larry John

 

They say that “parting is such sweet sorrow.” That’s why I’m glad I’m bald. I don’t have to part anymore. - Larry John

 

The hardest person to get along with is you. - Larry John

 

I couldn’t own anything if it weren’t for monthly payments. - Larry John

 

I love to smoke my pipe for no other reason than that. - Larry John

 

My wife and I are best friends which amazes me ‘cause we really know each other. - Larry John

 

I love it when I fail. It makes so many people happy. - Larry John

 

They say that REAL men don’t cry. I don’t agree. The opposite is true. - Larry John

 

Is it possible to be seriously lighthearted? - Larry John

 

If you wonder about your motives, look into your heart. If you wonder about your reasoning, look into your mind. You can trick your mind into believing anything. Your heart can’t lie. - Larry John

 

The only absolute truth is that there is no absolute truth. - Larry John

 

My body thinks I’m fifty. My mind thinks I’m 18. - Larry John

 

I am a better person at my Ranch and in Maui. Location, location, location! - Larry John

 

The band in my mind is playing the BLUES. And that makes me happy.- Larry John

 

I don’t mind the sound of a crying baby as long as it is not my baby. - Larry John

 

 Being a good Grandparent is easy. No one expects much from you. Being a good Parent is much harder. - Larry John

 

I have reached a point in life when I don’t want any more “stuff.” It requires so much dusting. - Larry John

 

What women call romantic… men don’t understand. - Larry John

 

It is so much fun to tell the truth. It catches people off guard. - Larry John

 

I am glad life isn’t always fair. It gives us something to fix. - Larry John

 

People who say we should “pull ourselves up by our own boot straps” have never put on a pair of boots. - Larry John

 

Who are “THEY?” They say so much and stay so anonymous. How do “THEY” do it? - Larry John

 

The more women talk, the less men listen. And the less men listen the more women talk. - Larry John

 

It is the goal of a lot of women to castrate men. It takes balls to be a man. - Larry John

 

I can’t speak for most men… only their wives can. - Larry John

 

I love the thought of surrounding myself with lots of friends. It is the reality I can’t stand. - Larry John

 

 

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